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| - William Bartholomew Alloucious Wintrop Pilot Inspektor Woodman, Esquire, OBE, Squirrel (born 1985 in Chernobyl, Ukraine) served as the fifth member of the Israeli Knesset as a delegate of the Leibowitz Party of Four in the 1996-99 term, but he was convicted of fraud, corruption, and sodomy, sending him to jail for a three year term. While in jail, Woodman devised an escape plan from the jail, starting at New York, ending in California, and the mid-way point called St Louis; he referred to the escape path as Route 66. He was then sued for intellectual property infringement.
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| - William Bartholomew Alloucious Wintrop Pilot Inspektor Woodman, Esquire, OBE, Squirrel (born 1985 in Chernobyl, Ukraine) served as the fifth member of the Israeli Knesset as a delegate of the Leibowitz Party of Four in the 1996-99 term, but he was convicted of fraud, corruption, and sodomy, sending him to jail for a three year term. While in jail, Woodman devised an escape plan from the jail, starting at New York, ending in California, and the mid-way point called St Louis; he referred to the escape path as Route 66. He was then sued for intellectual property infringement. Woodman bought a linguistics degree out of the degree-farm pseudo-sham college Princeton University, but then found out that no one would take him seriously. Next, he donated half a million dollars and built a new building for the University of Pennsylvania, earning him a doctorate and the guaranteed spots for all his children, grandchildren, neighbors, admirers, and whores.
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