:Stan: Men with mustaches are more persuasive.
:Bullock: That's preposterous
:Stan with mustache: No its not.
:Bullock: If you say so.
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: Steve: Mom! We were playing a game!
:Snot: And I won.
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:Stan: Gay? Dog Gobbling? Not a chance!
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:Steve: Hello, Schmuely.
:Snot: The fuck did you just call me?
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:Snot: Your mom's going to touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant on inventory day.
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:Stan: Apologize? For what? For giving him power over an island full of half-naked Hispanic men? That's his dream...the the premise of three of his screenplays.
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:Bullock: When da Vinci first conceived of it, he called it an aerial screw.
:Stan: That seems a bit lewd.
:Bullock: Well, da Vinci was a well known sexual deviant. You know that sketch of the naked man in the wheel? Blueprints for a rape machine.
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:Steve: Why aren’t you getting up?
:Snot: I’m waiting for my wrestling rager to go down.
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