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| - (The scene opens up with an aerial shot of the Earth. Theatrical music plays as text starts to pan across the screen in a style that is similar to the opening of a Star Wars film) Narrator: A long time ago in a studio in Burbank, California, a ragtag group of animators made a fake trailer for a Meap sequel they never intended to make. Unfortunately, everyone wanted to see that episode so the animators were forced to write it and incorporate all these seemingly unrelated scenes. (The scene shifts and the aforementioned trailer starts to play) (Phineas, Ferb, and Meap are seen looking up towards the sky, just before a massive mechanical pillar smashes into their backyard. The scene shifts) Mitch: (He is seen with blue orbs of fire in each hand) Hahahahaha! Aren't you a little young to save the universe? Phineas: (The camera zooms in on the Earth from outer space, and Phineas and Ferb are seen equipped with high-tech visors and blasters in front a futuristic steel door) Yes. Yes, I am. (The scene shifts. Meap puts on his pink helmet. The scene shifts. Ferb is holding on to Candace, who is dangling at the edge of an aircraft. Mitch's ship rams into Meap's ship from the side as they speed towards a metropolitan coastline. The scene shifts. Ferb is seen rappelling down into a metal pit. The scene shifts to Perry's lair) Major Monogram: I want your hat on my desk! (Perry throws his chair towards a monitor. The scene shifts to what looks like the inside of Meap's ship) Doofenshmirtz: Balloony! (Balloony is wearing an armored suit with energy axes) Mitch: Colin! (The scene shifts. Suzy and Meap are engaged in an epic karate duel at a Bango-Ru convention) Candace: What? Jeremy's going to be there! (The scene shifts to a building that looks like the Seattle Space Needle) Meap: Meap! (The scene shifts back to the aerial shot of the Earth) Narrator: I guess the joke was on them. We now present... (dramatically) Meapless in Seattle. Candace: Ready to go? Stacy: Sure. So you're okay with not, you know, busting your brothers first? Candace: Yeah, I've been spending all my time worrying about Phineas and Ferb. I used to have other things to worry about. Like... (dramatically) What? Jeremy's going to be there! I just need to broaden my anxieties. Stacy: Yeah, I guess if you're going to have an unhealthy mind frame, it might as well benefit me. Now, the mall is waiting. Candace: Yeah, and no more worrying about Phineas and Ferb. I mean, if I did half the things they do, I'd get so... busted. Stacy: Uh-oh. I just lost you, didn't I? Candace: Stacy! If I do what Phineas and Ferb are doing I would get busted, and them along with me. A sacrificial bust! Stacy: I almost got you- Candace: I can take the hint- Stacy: -out the door- Candace: but they'll never see it coming. Stacy: -to the mall. Candace: Muhahahahaha (The scene shifts to the kitchen, where Linda is listening to a language tutorial) French Audio Teacher: Où est la. Linda: Où est la. Candace: (sarcastically) Mom, if you need me, I'll be outside with Phineas and Ferb. And when you get a break from your French lesson, feel free to pop outside and check out what we're doing, okay? Linda: Okay Candace honey. Oh, would you take the garbage out, it's over by the door. Candace: Sure thing, Mom. (Candace walks out into the yard with a garbage bag) Candace: Okay Phineas and Ferb, what are we going to do- (She gets squashed in between two giant pillows, dropping the garbage bag) today? Phineas: Oh, sorry Candace. We're having a giant pillow fight. Candace: Giant pillow fight? Perfect! Move over and give me a try. (She gets into the pilot's chair of one of the giant pillows) Phineas: Sure Candace. Candace: This ought to get mom out here. Phineas: You know who else would love this? Candace: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. Say where's Perry? Phineas: Well I was going to say Buford, but where is Perry? (The scene shifts to Perry's underground lair) Major Monogram: Morning Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is on the move. We've tracked him to northwestern Washington. We need you to get up there and see what he's up to. Oww! Oh! My back! Carl, crack! Carl: Cracking, sir. (Carl proceeds to crack Monogram's back) Major Monogram: By the way, (in an angry tone) I want your hat on my desk! Because it rains a lot in Seattle, and I'd like to spray it with this cool new water-proofing treatment. Which reminds me, we've installed new unbreakable glass in your lair monitor. Go ahead, try it out. (Perry yanks out his chair and throws it at the screen. The chair shatters on impact against the monitor) Hmm, better order that unbreakable chair too, Carl. ♪ Perry! ♪ (The scene shifts back to the backyard, where Phineas and Ferb are watching Candace control one of the pillows) Candace: Oh, look Mom. We are having so much dangerous fun with these massive pillows. (Meap's ship lands in Phineas and Ferb's backyard, and Meap gets out) Phineas: It's Meap! Meap: Meap! Phineas: What's wrong? Meap: Meap! (Mitch's pod walker appears and nearly crushes Phineas, Ferb, and Meap) Phineas: (He points at the pod walker) Wow! Cool ship. Is that yours? Meap: Meap! Phineas: Say what now? Meap: (Meap puts on translation mustache and clears his throat) RUN! Isabella: (She appears at the entrance) Hi Phineas- Phineas: (He grabs Isabella by the waist and runs out of the yard with Ferb and Meap) RUN! (They reach the front yard) Wait! Candace! Candace: (She is still in the backyard controlling one of the pillow fighting machines, unaware that the pod walker is getting tangled up in its string) Mom?! Come on out and see all the fun we're having! (The pod walker trips and yanks her and the machine to the front yard) AHHHHHH!!!! Linda: (comes out, though she does not notice Meap's spaceship) Okay Candace, what did you want me to see? (The scene shifts to the front yard) Phineas: I'm going back for Candace. (Candace lands on the giant pillows in front of them) Candace: What's going on? Phineas, Ferb, Meap and Isabella: RUN! (Candace screams as the pod walker fires a laser, and Meap loses his mustache in the process. They run towards the backyard) Meap: Meap! Isabella: Oh no Meap! You lost your translation mustache. (In the backyard, they get into Meap's spaceship while Linda stands in front of them, with her back towards the spaceship) French Audio Teacher: The spaceship is right behind you. Le vaisseau spatial est juste derrière vous. Phineas: Hey look, there's Mom! French Audio Teacher: Your children are climbing in the spaceship now. Phineas: Hi Mom! French Audio Teacher: Vos enfants monter maintenant dont vaisseau spatial. Phineas: We're going to outer space! French Audio Teacher: Oh for the love of, would you turn around? Phineas: See ya! French Audio Teacher: Oh pour l'amour de, vous de serait tournez? Linda: Well when is that ever going to come up in conversation? (Meap's spaceship takes off) (The scene shifts to the inside of Meap's ship) Candace: (She is taking a video of herself with her phone) Hi mom, check me out, I'm flying away in an alien spaceship with Phineas and Ferb! I am so busted! Meap's ship's computer: Autopilot engaged. (Meap presses a button, and a second translation mustache pops out of the dashboard. The words "Made in Georgia" are in placard at the bottom) Emergency Translation Mustache activated. Meap: (looks back from the pilot's chair wearing the two piece mustache. He starts speaking in a southern accent) I beg your pardon for all the hustle and bustle kids. It's just that my planet needs your help! Phineas: We'd do anything for you, Meap. Meap: In a rather large nutshell, here's my problem: You see, where I come from cuteness is valued above all else... (There is a ripple dissolve into a flashback of Meap's planet) and the source of our planets cuteness is a very rare element called cutonium. And a very long time ago, back in the days of yore, a gentleman by the name of Zachariah Yore discovered a hidden underground vein of pure cutonium. Yore used this highly concentrated cutonium to turn himself into a being so dag-gum cute that no one could refuse him anything he desired. (Citizens of Meap's planet are taking jewelry and gold from what looks like a treasury and handing it over to Yore) But as we all know, absolute cuteness corrupts absolutely. (Yore turns evil) Yore quickly became a greedy, evil tyrant, who after a great war was eventually removed. Afterwards pure cutonium was deemed too dangerous, (The cutonium is extracted from Yore) and the last of it was gathered up in a special container, and blasted off the planet into deep space. However, a week ago, scientists discovered a long, long dormant trail of cuteness, leading away from our planet in the direction of Earth. (Via a telescope's point of view, a stream of purple matter is shown heading towards Earth. The flashback ends) Children, and Candace, I need your help. Someone else wants to lay his hands on the cutonium, and we have to find it first. Phineas: No problem. Ferb and I can build another cute tracker with these parts. Of course this time we'll have to adjust the settings to ignore Meap's cuteness. (The camera pans right to Isabella frowning) Oh! And yours too Isabella. Isabella: I don't need your charity. So how bad is this guy we're up against? Meap: I think you're already acquainted with the scoundrel in question. (The scene shifts to the Flynn-Fletcher household, where two of Mitch's androids are seen putting Meap's mustache on Mitch) Mitch: Ha, those kids will lead me right to it! Just as I planned! (The two robots give blank stares) What? Wh-what's that look? That was my plan. (The robots look at the destroyed pod walker) Yes, e-even destroying the pod walker was part of was part of the plan! You know, I can deactivate the both of you, and two more just like you will take your place. (The androids clap nervously) That's better. Now let's get after those kids, before they get too far ahead of us. (Mitch's spaceship emerges out of the pod walker and he boards it) ♪ He's Mitch, but some people call him Big Mitch ♪ (The scene shifts back to Meap's ship) Phineas: I don't get it Meap. Did Big Mitch escape from prison? Meap: Well, we come from a cute based society. By law the harshest judicial sentence we can pass down is a time-out. Phineas: Nice work Ferb. The cute-tracker 2.0 is up and running. Candace: So, where are we headed? Phineas: It says the cutonium is somewhere in... Seattle. Isabella: How will we know when we get to Seattle? (Meap's ship passes a "Welcome to Seattle" signpost and enters a rainy, overcast area) Ferb: We're here. (The scene transitions to the group wearing raincoats in front of some coffee shops in Seattle) Phineas: According to this, the cutonium is buried somewhere around these abandoned coffee houses. Isabella: (Holding her sash) Well, it looks like the Unearthing Ancient Container patch I earned is finally going to come in handy. Candace: Great. Let's find us some cutonium. The sooner we get started, the sooner we get busted. (The group begins to dig up the area surrounding the coffee houses using some high tech equipment. They unearth vases, silverware, jewelry and sewage pipes) Candace: (to her phone) Look Mom. We're digging up the entire northwest United States! You okay with that? (The scene shifts to the inside of one of the coffee shops, where Dr. Doofenshmirtz is reading the newspaper) Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Seattle. My home away from home. And to think, Perry the Platypus has no idea. He's, he's completely clueless about my little excursions up here. Ha, ha. That poor, blind, trusting pla- (Doofenshmirtz puts down his paper and sees Perry outside in the rain, staring at him. He runs to the "Dudes" room, where he sneaks out of the window and grabs an umbrella. However, Perry is outside the window waiting for him) AH! I'm not here! You are not seeing me! (Doofenshmirtz begins to run away, but falls face-first into a ditch) Oh Perry the Platypus, how long have you been... and look at that, it's, it's Peter the Panda, my ex-nemesis, what a coincidence, huh? (Perry turns to Peter, and then looks back at Doofenshmirtz, annoyed) I mean what is he doing here, in Seattle... his... hometown? And look he's got, he's got two coffees, one of which for sure, is not for me... it's not mine... (He moves his hands upwards, and in the process knocks some loose dirt away from the side of the ditch, unearthing the container of cutonium) because mine's right here. Look. See? (He drinks the cutonium) Ugh, ugh, that is not coffee. (As soon as he drinks the cutonium, Doofenshmirtz shrinks and becomes cute. Peter drops the two coffee cups in shock. Doofenshmirtz soon realizes what has happened) That's just great. What kind of a world are we living in, where a guy can't down the contents of a mysterious urn found in a trench, without undergoing major physical transmogrification? Really? (Perry and Peter get out of the way as Mitch swoops down and picks up the container) Mitch: At last the cutonium is, oh- no empty! Doofenshmirtz: Hey! Dude! You're standing on my lab coat! Mitch: (He picks Doofenshmirtz up) Oh-no, no, no, no! Did you actually drink the cutonium? Doofenshmirtz: Oh, is that what that was? I totally cannot recommend it. Mitch: Well, you're cute alright, but you should have become completely irresistible. How homely were you before? Doofenshmirtz: Hey I know you! You're that Mitch guy from space. Put me down you best friend stealer! Mitch: Well I suppose one container of cutonium is as good as any other. (to Doofenshmirtz, who is visibly annoyed) Want to go for a ride? Won't that be fun? Yes it will. (to his robots while pointing at Peter and Perry) Destroy them. Doofenshmirtz: Wow! You're strict. (Peter and Perry fight with two of Mitch's robots) Phineas: (Looking at the cute-tracker 2.0) The cute signal's emanating from over there. And Big Mitch has it! Meap: My word! Something must be done, y'all! Mitch: Soon the whole world will be mine! Doofenshmirtz: If you don't let me down I'l- (Doofenshmirtz is taken from Mitch's hands by Phineas and Ferb's digging equipment. He is brought towards the kids in a pipe) Isabella: (looking at Doofenshmirtz) Oh, he's so cute! Phineas: Yep, he's definitely the source of the signal. Isabella: Let's get to the ship. Candace: (to her phone) Hi mom, check us out! Mitch: To the ship! (They enter the ship) Doofenshmirtz: (as he falls from the pipe into Meap's ship) Woohoo! Whee! Phineas: (No longer wearing his raincoat) Gotcha! (to Meap) Come on, punch it Meap. Let's get out of here! Mitch: Oh no you don't! (Meap's ship begins to fly away, with Mitch's ship hot on its tail. They speed out of Seattle back towards Danville) Phineas: Mitch is gaining! Mitch: I have you right where I want you. (The two ships bump against each other, and Candace almost falls out, but is saved by Ferb) Candace: (to her phone) Hi Mom. Look, I'm in mortal danger! Say hi Ferb. (Ferb waves, and pulls Candace back into Meap's ship. A tractor beam emanating from Mitch's ship stops them from moving any further) Meap: My word! A tractor beam! Hold on children, this ship is jumpin' like a June-bug on a hot chicken! (The ship escapes the tractor beam momentarily, but gets caught in it upside-down in the process. The hatch on Meap's ship opens, and Doofenshmirtz and Meap fall out and plummet to the ground) Meap: Well my little friend, it looks we're about to meet our untimely demise. Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, speak for yourself, I'm going to try to land on you, so you'll break my fall.
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