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| - Little is known about Leonard Francis Bacon "Half-Titted-Boob" Washington. What information that exists is in official documents, newspaper stories, and entries in George Washington's journals, most of which are under his bed and the key is in the dresser but don't tell him I told you. Lenny Washington was born on October 23th 1735, the older brother of George and younger brother of Isaiah. Although we know little about the adult life of Lenny Washington, we know even less about his childhood, and nothing of his afterlife. Most of it has been lost in the sands of time. Probably on purpose by the confounded Sandman. One newspaper article exists from the London Sun from May of 1750. It's a short article, and reads as follows: After this incedent, Lenny was confined to his room, until the Washingtons made the trek to the new land of England, Jr. (Later renamed America, then the Union, then the United States, then Bobby's World). However, the Washingtons didn't leave England right away. It was nine years. Lenny was confined to his room for nine years. He was to become the insperation for Boo Radley, the famous Nazi Sargent from "Charlottes Web" for nine years. During this time, George would slip food under his door in the guise of ghosts for nine years. Lenny would be scared many times, but sometimes, he would eat for nine years. This went on for nine years, and finally the Washington's were headed for the New World. But why? No one really knows. The only clue as to why the Washington's left London was a cryptic message found on their front door right after they'd gone: Scholars puzzle over it's exact meaning to this day.
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