About: Wilhelm McBumfluff

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A shopping trolley has a mind of its own. Wilhelm McBumfluff, like his brothers in ze Vaterland, tended to follow people. Except the man he followed didn't have a moustache. Nor a heavily waxed moustache. Nor did he have a beard. In fact, he didn't have any facial hair whatsoever, making Wilhelm a very poor excuse for a German. His inability to make humorous remarks meant he was always inferior to his master, Palpatine. Do you know what the difference between the Dresden bombing and one of Wilhelm's jokes was? Only the first can make you smile. A humiliation for a paperweight.

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rdf:type	Sith Character
rdfs:label	Wilhelm McBumfluff
rdfs:comment	A shopping trolley has a mind of its own. Wilhelm McBumfluff, like his brothers in ze Vaterland, tended to follow people. Except the man he followed didn't have a moustache. Nor a heavily waxed moustache. Nor did he have a beard. In fact, he didn't have any facial hair whatsoever, making Wilhelm a very poor excuse for a German. His inability to make humorous remarks meant he was always inferior to his master, Palpatine. Do you know what the difference between the Dresden bombing and one of Wilhelm's jokes was? Only the first can make you smile. A humiliation for a paperweight.
dcterms:subject	Males Ways to die Sith Offensive ethnic stereotypes
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Eyes	None.
Affiliation	Sith
Hair	None.
Name	Wilhelm McBumfluff
Height	Puny.
Species	Paperweight.
Homeworld	Kuat. In a drawer.
Gender	Male
Death	Doomed to an eternity of holding sheets of wood.
Masters	Palpatine, like every Sith.
Birth	Out of a machine.
abstract	A shopping trolley has a mind of its own. Wilhelm McBumfluff, like his brothers in ze Vaterland, tended to follow people. Except the man he followed didn't have a moustache. Nor a heavily waxed moustache. Nor did he have a beard. In fact, he didn't have any facial hair whatsoever, making Wilhelm a very poor excuse for a German. His inability to make humorous remarks meant he was always inferior to his master, Palpatine. Do you know what the difference between the Dresden bombing and one of Wilhelm's jokes was? Only the first can make you smile. Eventually, Wilhelm branched out on a track of his own. Like all Sith, he changed his planet of birth to Tatooine, got himself a cloak to fit over his metal contours and "body", and stopped work as a full time paperweight so he could, instead, terrify the stationery industry across the galaxy. Quite an audacious attempt, and one that was stopped, eventually, by Obi-Wan Kenobi, who tied him up with his belt and doomed him to an eternity of weighing down sheets of wood. A humiliation for a paperweight.

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