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- Norman Schwarzkopf: ". . . prefers the way Cheney operated during the Gulf War. "He didn't put himself in the position of being the decision-maker as far as tactics were concerned, as far as troop deployments, as far as missions were concerned."
* Chief of Staff for President Gerald Ford. Rumsfeld was his boss in the 70s, when rummy worked for President Nixon He was SecDef during the gulf war. Question: What was Team B in the Ford adminsitration?
- Richard "Dick" Bruce Cheney was the Forty-Sixth Vice President of the United States, serving under George Bush from 2001 until 2009. He was succeeded by Vice President by Joe Biden. Cheney was also White House Chief of Staff under Gerald Ford and the Secretary of Defense under the elder Bush. Cheney has also become well remembered for an incident in which he accidentally shot Harry Whittington, a Texas attorney and friend, while hunting. This has been widely parodied in the media and is often cited in criticism of Cheney.
- While George W. Bush was busy on the campaign trail and Jeb Bush was busy looking for ways to disenfranchise people, Cheney was busy running a vice-presidential nominee search committee. However, probably due to narcissism, Cheney said that there was nobody as good as he was. Believe it or not, he got the job.
- Cheney was initially meant to appear only in 2012, in order to bring on the apocalypse and kill all of human kind. But no one else wanted to be vice-president under the reign of George W. Bush because he farts a lot in the White House and it is unbearable. So they called in Dick, for his nostrils do not function properly because of an accident he had when he was a child (see Satan).
- God breaks off from a call from George Bush to take a call from Dick Cheney in "Pilot (American Dad!)", calling him "sir." Dick is seen at the CIA carnival in "Bullocks To Stan". While being defibrillated, he loses his Blackberry which is picked up by Steve and Roger who use it to make prank calls to world leaders. Steve claims that Satan's number is on Dick's phone. Dick Cheney has open-heart surgery in "A Smith In The Hand" when Stan calls for advice for applying burn ointment. When Cheney's aorta ruptures, the doctors orders to the nurse cause Stan to accidentally masturbate.
- Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney (born January 30, 1941) is an American politician and businessman who was the 46th Vice President of the United States from 2001 to 2009, under President George W. Bush. Born in Lincoln, Nebraska, Cheney was primarily raised in Sumner, Nebraska, and Casper, Wyoming. He attended the University of Wyoming, where he earned a BA and an Master in Political Science, and began his political career as an intern for Congressman William A. Steiger, eventually working his way into the White House during the Nixon and Ford administrations, where he later served as the White House Chief of Staff, from 1975 to 1977. In 1978, Cheney was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives representing Wyoming's At-large congressional district from 1979 to 1989; he was reelected five t
- Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney (born January 30, 1941) served as the 46th Vice President of the United States from 2001 to 2009 in the administration of George W. Bush. Cheney was raised in Casper, Wyoming. He began his political career as an intern for Congressman William A. Steiger, eventually working his way into the White House during the Ford administration, where he served as White House Chief of Staff. In 1978, Cheney was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives from Wyoming; he was reelected five times, eventually becoming House Minority Whip. Cheney was selected to be the Secretary of Defense during the presidency of George H. W. Bush, holding the position for the majority of Bush's term. During this time, Cheney oversaw the 1991 Operation Desert Storm, among other actions. Out o
- Vice President Former Secretary of Defense (1989-1993). Prior to 9/11, held secret energy task force meeting with oil industry reps to discuss document, "Foreign Suitors for Iraqi Oilfield Contracts," and maps of Iraqi oilfields.
* "Papers Detail Industry's Role in Cheney's Energy Report," by Michael Abramowitz and Steven Mufson, The Washington Post
* Papers obtained via FOIA from Cheney's Energy Task Force, Judicial Watch Former CEO of Halliburton, which has received $10 billion in Iraq contracts, $2.5 billion of which were unbid.
- In "Boys Do Cry", he was seen asleep guarding Bush's home. It is revealed that he opposes his daughter's lesbianism. In "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou", he is shown to have been a Wal-Mart greeter, telling everyone to go fuck themselves as they entered. In "Petergeist", he is shown with Peter in a cutaway gag parodying his 2006 hunting incident. In the cutaway, he shoots Peter several times while hunting before apologizing, saying he mistook Peter for a deer. Joe equates being tricked by the wives with putting Cheney back in the White House in "Take My Wife". He is voiced by Seth MacFarlane.
- Deadeye "Hero" "Dick" "Shotgun Blues" "Puppet Master" "Shooter" "Conspirator" "the Finger" "4th Branch of the U.S. Government" Cheney is the Vice President of the United States, right-hand hatchet man to George W. Bush and thus two steps from Jesus Christ. Also otherwise known as the "Lord and Master". It should also be known his normal form is a giant three headed fire breathing dragon that enjoys killing liberals and hippies. The dragon turns into Dick Cheney when he wants to scare the terrorists away.
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