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Nitratine, also known as nitartine (which is, in turn, known as Nitrotard), can also be known as NITROTURD. Scientist invented this almost 678 years ago, and have yet to discover what colour it is. It is the key element in the creation of comedy. A nitratine definciency can cause symptoms such as Germanism and Hindleyite . :P Science

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  • Nitratine, also known as nitartine (which is, in turn, known as Nitrotard), can also be known as NITROTURD. Scientist invented this almost 678 years ago, and have yet to discover what colour it is. It is the key element in the creation of comedy. A nitratine definciency can cause symptoms such as Germanism and Hindleyite . :P Science
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  • Nitratine, also known as nitartine (which is, in turn, known as Nitrotard), can also be known as NITROTURD. Scientist invented this almost 678 years ago, and have yet to discover what colour it is. It is the key element in the creation of comedy. A nitratine definciency can cause symptoms such as Germanism and Hindleyite . :P Discovered 10 years ago as one of the 12 elements, Nitratine is the legal process that prosecutes celebrities and single mothers for being slightly unattractive when not wearing make-up. Results of this process is, 9 times in 10, hanging. It is red, although scientists dispute the issue, saying it could possibly be cyan. These scientists are pricks, however, and some are colourblind. All those who believe it to be red are fully blind. An insightful scientist with actual sight tried to reveal the true colour of nitrofuck but got it in his eyes and was promptly killed by a flurry of poorly-aimed sex (which ended up in his rear end and destroyed his digestive system). And it's all Johnny Nitro's fault. NitroDouche, known to his friends as 'Larry', is the pink chemical founded under a rock sometime in the late 60s. Nitratoteen's uses change every 3 minutes, ranging from a sex aid to well a, uhh, bigger sex aid, with big huge muscular dildos for arms. Iyt currently has no friends sa such, and scientists predict that it will stay this way, but they're blind . Science
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