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| - Ian and Anthony are walking in an urban area and are arguing who's a better superhero. Ian argues for Hulk for saying about his crafts being lethal while Anthony argues for Superman because he can fly. Suddenly, they see a yard sale sign to make fun of the things the people are selling thinking them as full on garbage. In the yard sale, Ian and Anthony make fun of the items in the yard sale. They even made fun of the old man selling the items by saying that he's got nice junk and asked if he got it from the junk store. After they laughed, they were impressed by the guy selling the first edition holographic Charizard Pokémon trading card. Anthony said that he'll pay anything for the card and Ian said that he'll pay as much as Anthony plus his lucky nickel. However, the old man is not selling it due to their behavior and was even going to call the sheriff if they don't leave. He even said that he sells his junk to people who deserve it. As they were leaving, Ian made fun of what the old man said and ran into a rack of clothes thinking of a plan to disguise himself. Later, Ian disguises as a pregnant woman saying that he needs help because he's going into labor. The old man asked how he can help which Ian said that he was getting a Pokémon trading card of an orange dragon for the "baby". Also, Anthony knew what Ian was up to and used that plan against him. After getting the card, Ian thought it was perfect for the "baby". However, Anthony disguised as the pregnant woman's husband came along and said that the doctor told them that Ian can't touch training cards to not harm the "baby". The old man took the card away and Ian said that Anthony wasn't his husband; however, Anthony backed it up by saying the doctor told him that she also has memory loss during her last trimester. Anthony even offered to buy the trading card for her and ask the old man how much it cost. All of the sudden, Ian changed his disguise to a doctor saying that a new medical study is shown that pregnant women ARE allowed to touch trading cards. Ian even said that the woman asked him to take the training card and bring it to her at the hospital. Anthony thought it was crazy, but the elder said that he can't argue with science. Ian even said that the woman would be a happy mother. Momentarily, Anthony disguised himself as a sheriff stopping Ian. He told the old man that Ian (calling him Dr. Death) is wanted in over five hundred states for selling illegal steroids to five-year-olds. The old man thought it was horrible and Anthony said that he needed the card for evidence which the old man offered. Ian changed his disguised to the mayor of the city and stopped Anthony. Ian said that he was at the sale to clear the doctor's name and to buy a trading card for the pregnant woman. As the old man was giving Ian the card, Anthony stopped Ian disguised as James Bond for the mayor saying that someone has plotted to kidnap the mayor. Anthony even said to give him the card which could have explosives in them and has to take to dispose it. However, Ian makes believe that he died and is a ghost by using a fog machine and face paint. Anthony thought no one would believe in Ian, but Ian said that he has to have the trading card or Anthony and the old man will be haunted for the rest of their lives. The old man was scared and tried to give Ian the card, but Anthony disguised himself as a Ghost Buster saying that he'll get rid of the ghost if he gets the card. The old man offered the card if Anthony gets rid of Ian. Anthony fights Ian which the vacuum. After defeating Ian, Anthony asked for the card, but the old man said that a kid bought the card which made Ian and Anthony worried. Somewhere else in the neighborhood, the kid was impressed of the card. Ian disguised as Tony Hawk came along saying that it would super radical if the kid offers the card the kid says that it is his card. However, Anthony disguised himself as Barack Obama saying that the kid has to give him the card. The kid notices that the president is black which Ian punched him thinking he's racist. Ian apologized to Anthony and gave the Charizard card to Anthony for the kid's insensitive remark and even wants a picture with him. Anthony thought it was okay and Ian took a picture with him. Ian then said that he'll tell people that he has black friends and runs off. The caption then shows the words "BLACK FRIENDS ARE AWESOME!" with an eagle sound.
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