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| - Image:Enron.jpgEnron (Stock ticker: URFCKD) is an American corporation that at one time had 21,000 employees and revenues of over $100 billion gazillion dollars. However, due to some exciting new opportunities in the energy sector, Enron re-organized in 2002 to meet the fast-paced demands of the business world. Currently, it has revenues of several billions of dollars with a core of minus 12 billion employees, and is a lean, mean organization dedicated to its valued customers! With all the cutting edge ideas and imaginary products and services that Enron can provide, isn't it time you asked "What can Enron do for me?"
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| - Image:Enron.jpgEnron (Stock ticker: URFCKD) is an American corporation that at one time had 21,000 employees and revenues of over $100 billion gazillion dollars. However, due to some exciting new opportunities in the energy sector, Enron re-organized in 2002 to meet the fast-paced demands of the business world. Currently, it has revenues of several billions of dollars with a core of minus 12 billion employees, and is a lean, mean organization dedicated to its valued customers! With all the cutting edge ideas and imaginary products and services that Enron can provide, isn't it time you asked "What can Enron do for me?" Image:Enron.jpgTo those not "in the know" it may look like Enron has a "case of the Mondays" now, but don't judge a cookbook by its cover! Enron is poised to return to financial pre-eminence in American society sometime in the near future with new pseudo-revenue streams, boldly well-thought out business strategies, and our legendary visionary vision! Now is your chance to get in on the ground floor of this fast-growing, forward-thinking, imaginatively-accounting company! Enron asks you to "Ask why!" Image:Enron.jpgAnd don't forget - at Enron we are not associated with anyone named "Kenneth Lay", who may or may not have been our CEO for several years; nor another highly suspect individual named "Jeffery Skilling". Our CEO is the duck who founded Enron in 1985, Scrooge McDuck, the multi-gazillionaire, spat-wearing skinflint with a heart of Scottish gold!
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