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| - (theme song) (screen switches to loser class) Mandy: Last night was torture Baljeet: I'm not sure which is worse the fact we only had one strap to hold onto or the somersault Jan: Speaking of which where's Sandra? I haven't seen her since the somersault Lisa: She has a weak stomach Sandra: Confessional: (Sandra puking) Stacy: This can't be worse (Chris twists plane and everyone falls off) Thaddeus: Ow (screen switches to first class) Candace: This is luxurious Soul: I know Candace: The only bad thing was the somersault Soul: Yeah you know Sandra has a weak stomach Candace: (under her breath) Yes (something opening is heard) Candace: Is it me or is it quieter Soul: It is quieter Chris PA; Attention passengers we are now landing (screen switches to Chris, CHef, Soul, and Candace outside the plane) Candace: Soul and I are the only ones here Soul: Why is it only us? Candace: Are we the final 2? Soul: How long have I been sleeping CHris: You're not the Final 2, yet Chef dropped the contestants in loser class CHef: It was you Chris: Anyways, we need the contestants for today's challenge (shows Chef holding 2 knives) Chris: You need to bring them back to us Candace: But we don't know where they are Chris: In the Black Forest (screen switches to the others in the Black Forest) Phineas: This is like the third time Chris has dropped us Wendy: Second, in India we were sucked out Phineas: Oh yeah, where's Candace and Soul Baljeet: They weren't in loser class Phineas: Okay but where's Stacy and Jenny Jenny: Up here Stacy: A little help Jan: I'll get them (Jan breaks the branches and they fall) Jenny: Okay, where are we Ferb: It looks like a forest Stacy: She meant which forest Phineas: I think the Black Forest Stacy: But it's not black Phineas: Yes but the trees are so close together it looks black Stacy: Okay, lets find our teams Mandy: I think we need to split into two groups that way we can cover ground and not lose each other Lisa: Good call Phineas: We need to split up Stacy: Candy can find us without us splitting up Ferb: What if she leaves us Phineas: She wont Wendy: She will Baljeet: Let's just split up Everyone: FIne (screen switches to Wendy) Wendy : Candace (Ferb bumps into her) Wendy: Hey Ferb Ferb: Hey Wendy Wendy: So Ferb um I think we might need to stick together Ferb: I agree (screen switches to Candace) Candace: I can smell Stacy's perfume Stacy: Candace Candace: Stacy Bear roars Stacy and Candace: Bear Stacy: What do we do Candace: I don't know Stacy: We should hit him Candace: That will make it angrier Stacy: I know (throws shoes over bear and bear runs away) Candace: Stacy, you're a genius Stacy: Would you tell my mom that Candace: (deadpan) We're on camera Stacy: Hi Coltrane (blows kiss) Candace: Let's go (screen switches to Phineas and Isabella) Isabella: Phineas, my legs are killing me Phineas: Lets sit down Isabella: I think I twisted my ankle when we landed Phineas: I know these landings are painful Isabella: I miss first class Phineas: I knw it was more romantic, and sanitary Isabella: I question how that plane passed precautionary measures Phineas: How do we know it did? (both laugh) Candace: Hi there (both fall off their rocks) Candace: What's wrong? Isabella : So many things Phineas: You caught us off guard (screen switches to Sandra, Lisa, Jan) Jan: Where's Soul? Sandra: That's why we're out here Lisa: Technically, we are here because Chris dropped us Jan: Whatever. Sandra: We just passed Soul Jan: Why didn't you tell us? Sandra: I said we JUST passed him Lisa: Let's hurry Jan, Sandra, and Lisa: Soul Soul: What? (hits tree) Ow! Jan: We found you Soul Confessional: Me and Jan are like mother and son, the camera's off, right Lisa: Good thing we're together now Mandy, Thaddeus, and Thor went for water so (Jan jumps and grabs a branch) Lisa: Okay the divining rodis pointing east (screen shows Ferb and Wendy drinking water from a river) Ferb: Hey there's the other team Wendy: I'm feeling sick Mandy: Probably because that's where the leeches live (Wendy spits out the water) Wendy: How do we fix this? Ferb: Leeches can't resist stomach acids so don't worry Wendy: I'm still sick SOul: Mandy, Thaddeus, Thor Mandy: Yes Soul: We need to go back to Chris to start the challenge (Stanville passes Candace) Soul: You're teams that way Thaddeus: Why did you tell them that Soul: It will take them forever to go around the river Thor: They could go through it Mandy: Leeches Thor Oh yeah (screen switches to Danville) Candace: Leeches Phineas: ANd pirahnas Wendy is puking Candace: What's wrong Ferb: Wendy drank leeches Stacy: Ew Candace: We need to hurry Ferb: She can't even stand up Candace: Jenny, Stacy, drag her along (screen switches to Stanville with Chris) Chris: Where's Danville Candace: Here we are CHris: What's her problem? Candace: She got sick Lisa: Chris, the candy fish tails are toxic Ferb: She drank leeches Sandra: Ew Wendy: What's the challenge Chris: You mean the one Stanville won Stanville: Yes Candace: You mean to tell me that this whole hunt for our team was the challenge Chris: Yes Candace: OMG (screen switches to the elimination room) Chris: Stamp passport for elimination yadda yadda (Isabella double stamps Candace) (Phineas stamps Candace) (Candace stamps Wendy) (Stacy stamps Wendy) Chris: Okay barf bags go, Phineas, Ferb, Stacy, Jenny, Baljeet, Isabella, and the last one goes to Wendy Wendy pukes in the bag Candace: What? Chris: Time to go (Chef comes in with an extension cord) CHef: Uh Chris Chris: Who's flying the plane? Chef: What do you think the extension cord is for? Chris: Okay what? Chef: Your $500 shoes are missing Chris: What?! Stacy: That's whose shoes I threw to the bear Chris: You what?! Candace you're safe. Chef I want Stacy out of here now Chef carries Stacy Stacy: Where's my parachute Chris: You don't get one Stacy: Oh no (Chef throws Stacy out of the plane) Candace: Stacy catch (tosses parachute) Chris: (angrily) Okay we' are slowly losing contestants between quitters, rude, obsessive, clumsy, and just irritating what mistake will eliminate the next person on Total Drama WorldWide UGH!!!!
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