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| - |-| Английская стенограмма = [cheering] Cheese Sandwich: Well, Boneless. Looks like our work here is done. [sloop] Cheese Sandwich: Yep, those ponies never partied so hard. Thanks to me: Cheese. Cheese Sandwich. [tingling, accordion playing] Cheese Sandwich: Woo-hoo-hoo! That was a doozy! Well, Boneless. Looks like our next party is gonna be in... Ponyville. theme song Pinkie Pie: Ooh, I am so, so, SO excited because today I'm planning the birthday bash of... Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash: Yes, Pinkie? Pinkie Pie: You realize that, by enlisting me as your party planner, I guarantee that this is going to be the funnest, most fantabulous, superbial party in Ponyville? Rainbow Dash: Uh...yeah? I guess. Pinkie Pie: No guesses! Parties are no picnic. Fluttershy: Oh, I like a nice picnic party. Pinkie Pie: [growls] Fluttershy: Oh! Pinkie Pie: Parties. Are. Serious! And you have my certified Pinkie Party Promise that you will have the best birthday party ever! Rainbow Dash: Hoh-Okay. Pinkie Pie: Great! Now, who's ready to join this super duper party pony to plan this super duper pa-rty? Cheese Sandwich: I am. [gasps] Cheese Sandwich: [blows party horn] Pinkie Pie: Who are you, stranger? Cheese Sandwich: Name's Cheese Sandwich. I plan parties. Pinkie Pie: What an amazing coincidence! I'm Pinkie Pie, and I'm planning a party! Cheese Sandwich: Oh, it's no coincidence, my little pony. My cheesy sense was a-tingling, telling me a party was in the works. Pinkie Pie: A cheesy sense? Ah! Double amazing! I have a Pinkie Sense! Cheese Sandwich: Yes. I sensed you did. And I happen to be the premiere party planner in all of Equestria. If there's a party in need, there I'll be. Be it wingding, hoedown, hootenanny, or shindig, I'm your pony. Pinkie Pie: A pair of party pony planners in Ponyville?! What can be more perfect?! Rainbow Dash: I'll tell you what -- making this party epic! 'Cause this isn't just any birthday. It's also the anniversary of when I moved to Ponyville! Rarity: Good heavens, Rainbow Dash. It's your "birth-iversary"! Rainbow Dash: Exactly! So what do you say, party planners? Pinkie Pie: Oh, I think we can do it! Cheese Sandwich: Oh, I don't think so. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Cheese Sandwich: I know so! After all... Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Hah, now that's what I'm talking about! I'm so stoked you're here, Cheese Sandwich! Applejack: Yeah. You sure did come on the right day. Rarity: [sighs] Your party sounds simply divine. Twilight Sparkle: We're so lucky to have you here. Cheese Sandwich: Just doing my job, little fillies. Rainbow Dash: I mean, Pinkie Pie's parties are fun and sweet and all, but now this party's gonna be-- Cheese Sandwich: Epic? Rainbow Dash: You said it! Oh, yeah! Cheese Sandwich: Feels gouda! Rainbow Dash: Uh, heh, no offense, Pinkie. Pinkie Pie: Uh, n-none taken. [squee] Rainbow Dash: My birth-iversary's already looking way cooler! You are my kind of party pony, Cheese Sandwich. Cheese Sandwich: [chuckles] You got that right, Rainbow Dash. All right, party ponies, I've got some planning to do! [cheering] Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie! Aren't you gonna help Cheese Sandwich plan the party? Pinkie Pie: That's okay. [chuckles nervously] He obviously has what it takes to do it all by himself. Heh. Twilight Sparkle: Really? Pinkie Pie: Yes, indeedy! [chuckles nervously] After all, if Cheese really is the super duperiest partying-est pony of them all, maybe that means... I'm... not. Rarity: I must say I marvel at your superior party planning expertise, Cheese Sandwich. [giggles] Applejack: Well, they don't call him the super duper party planner for nothin'. Pinkie Pie: That's it! This pony has gotta get her title back! And I know just what to do! Rainbow Dash: Totally awesome! Applejack: Huh. Best I've ever seen. Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe it! [ponies awing] Pinkie Pie: Freeze, Cheese! I challenge you... to a goof off! [ponies gasp] Fluttershy: Oh, no! Not a goof off! Applejack: [whispering] What's a goof off? Fluttershy: I have no idea, hehe. Cheese Sandwich: This Cheese has stood alone a long time, Pinkie Pie. You think you can out-goof me? Pinkie Pie: Oh, I don't think so. I know so! And the stakes are high, Cheese Sandwich. Whoever wins will be dubbed the ultimate super duper party pony and headline the Rainbow Dash birth-iversary bash! Twilight Sparkle: And the loser? Pinkie Pie: Doesn't! Rainbow Dash: [gasps] Rest of main cast: [gasps] Pinkie Pie: So, are you in, Cheese? Or are you... boneless? Cheese Sandwich: Nopony calls me boneless. Right, Boneless? Pinkie Pie: Then the goof off is on for high noon! Twilight Sparkle: Um, Pinkie? It's already 3 o'clock. Pinkie Pie: Oh. Oh, well then. Make it 3:10 to goof off! [eagle screeches] [clock ticks] [spurs jangling] [squeaking] Pinkie Pie: [blows party horn] Twilight Sparkle: All right, everypony. According to my official goof off rulebook... Rainbow Dash: She actually has a goof off rulebook? Spike: Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything! Matilda: Shhh. Twilight Sparkle: The two competitors have free range to goof about -- be it by singing, dancing, playing, prancing, joking, or performing -- to make the judge chortle, chuckle, giggle, guffaw, hoot and holler, whoop it up, and party down. [tuba sounds] Twilight Sparkle: The funnier, sillier, wilder, and goofier, the better. Rainbow Dash, since the winner will be headlining your party, you are the judge. Rainbow Dash: Heh. Big tense competition on my birth-iversary. What could be better? Twilight Sparkle: Cheese Sandwich, Pinkie Pie, are you ready? Pinkie Pie: I was born ready! Cheese Sandwich: I was ready before I was born! Twilight Sparkle: Then... Let the goofing begin! [bouncing, squeaking] Pinkie Pie: [gasps] Rainbow's not having the best party ever! I... I broke the Pinkie Party Promise! Stop! The goof off is off! [ponies murmuring confused] Rainbow Dash: But I haven't named a winner. Pinkie Pie: You don't have to. I forfeit. Which means... Cheese Sandwich wins. Cheese Sandwich: [laughs] [sighs] ...I do? Pinkie Pie: Yes. You get to headline Rainbow Dash's party. Twilight Sparkle: But, what about you, Pinkie? Pinkie Pie: I... [sniffles] I don't. Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, wait! I'm sorry I got all swept away by Cheese Sandwich. Twilight Sparkle: We all are. Rest of main cast: [general agreement] Spike: [sighs] Sorry, Pinkie. Pinkie Pie: No. I'm sorry I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-iversary ever. Cheese Sandwich really is a super duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner. I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day. Rainbow Dash: But don't you get it? You're both super duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you. Cheese Sandwich: Rainbow Dash is right. I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie. Pinkie Pie: Why me? Cheese Sandwich: Well... Pinkie Pie: Me? Cheese Sandwich: Yes! Pinkie Pie: Hah, really?! Cheese Sandwich: Really! Pinkie Pie: So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower? Cheese Sandwich: Swear on Camembert! [music warps down] Rainbow Dash: Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two. It's my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash! Pinkie Pie: Yeah! Cheese Sandwich: Let's go! [dance music, rattling, cheering, splash, explosion with kazoos] Cheese Sandwich: All right, everypony! We are here to celebrate the birthday... Pinkie Pie: ...and anniversary... Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich: ...of Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash: Hey, everypony! Who's ready to get their party on?! Hit it! Rainbow Dash: Cheese Sandwich! Oh, I gotta tell ya, you and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday/anniversary super combo ever! Hah, it's totally-- Cheese Sandwich: Epic? Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it is! Cheese Sandwich: That's all I needed to hear, little filly. Just a little memento of my visit. Pinkie Pie: You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend? Cheese Sandwich: Oh, he's not the only one. Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it's time we mosey along. Another town, another party. Pinkie Pie: I never did get that pony's name. Rest of main cast: Cheese Sandwich! Pinkie Pie: [giggles] Oh, yeah! [Instrumental version of The Goof Off plays over credits]
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