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| - Senshi: These guys aren't the usual weakling marines. Looks like I need a plan. REI! FETCH!!! Victoria: So.......anyone got a plan to escape from those hord of Marines pests? Senshi: I don't know. This is a toughy. Valkerie: Just plummet all those who dare stand of our way!!!! Ishi: No! We need a plan! I can't heal all of you in this kind of situation! Kāpentā : Now where did I put that? Over there? Argh, I can't find it! Sharpshooter:................... Rei: Woof! Woof! Burakku: Get on. Senshi: What now?! Suna: Good Grief! ????#1: I can't believe we miss all of this action up till now before because you were taking a dump! Oranji! ????#2: I can't help it, Reie! Our food in the ship is horrible! I told you I need a better chef! ????#3: No, you just have a weak stomach! ????#2: Shut up! Now I feel like kicking those pirates' ass! ????#3: I can't believe I stayed behind to help you find more toliet paper! Geez! ????#1: Quiet both of you! We wasted enough time already. We have to focus on our mission! So where are they now? Can't see with all of this dust! MOVE!!! ????#1 blows all the dust in the air away to clear up his comrade's vision which slowly reveals each character to the readers as they appear from the dust one by one. Reie: Much better!........... Oranji: About time! Giniro: Achoo! Marine #45: Oh my god, it's our divison commanders! Marine #89: Where have you guys been?! We could have arrested them already if you guys were here! Oranji: Oh!!! I was taking a dump! Giniro: I had to find his toliet paper! Reie: Shut up! They don't need to know that! Couldn't you use a better excuse?! Geez! Oranji: Wow!......Our target is just right there! in front of us! Giniro: No duh! Genius! Oranji: Shut up! I wil deal with you later after I bash all their skulls in! Sigh, I just wish I landed on one of them, That would make a more interesting entrance! Rex: Oh shoot! They're in our way! Victoria: How troubling, indeed. They look much tougher than those Marine grunts. Senshi: I get the feeling that Ishi's gonna have her work cut out for her tonight. Ishi: Don't worry, I can heal any wounds they give you. Just kick their asses. Rei: AAAAAAAAWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Reie DaiLagann! Time for pierce through those dastardous pirates again! Oranji: Oi! Oi! Oi! Let me get my hands on them first! My Gigagagas will make mincemeat out of them! Giniro: Hmmm, I wonder if I catch anything today? Victoria: Well. Looks like I can have some fun. Victoria: Come on. Make my day. Oranji: Oh oh OH!!!!! Looks like you're the 1st one to die by my hands! YahahahahahahaahHAAAA!!!!!! Reie is parrying with Valkerie in one-on-one sword duel. She wield her black sword, Kokuyōseki Naito (Obsidian Night) against his swift and yet elegant stab and slashes. Reie: Whoa, Oranji, at least try to keep them alive after you're done with them. We still need to properly execute them! Valkerie: How dare he talk to his comrade while fighting me! This is an insult! That's it! I'm going all out! Reie: Huh? Giniro: Oh come on! You can't win by going on the defensive all the time! Does this mean you want to surrender?! Vearth: Shoot! He won't give me time to use my Neicha-Neicha no Mi! Can't risk get hit by his haki-imbedded strange UFO thing. What the heck is it? Kāpentā thinking: Whoa, I got to get out of here but I have to protect Ishi! Suna: This is getting nowhere! That's it! Hey! Did you hear this before?!!!! Giniro: Huh? Giniro: I don't care if you're a pirate! Marry me!!! Vearth: Good job Suna. Kāpentā: You alright? Kāpentā: Watch this. You will love this. Kāpentā: Hey Baka brains. Did Vegapunk replace your common sense with seagull poop?! You're a bunch of idiots!!!!! Marines: WHAT?!! What did you say, pirate scum?!!! Kāpentā: What? You're deaf as well? I bet you can't me hear me say that I can kick your ass anytime I want, Government dog!!! Come on! Good boy! Fetch! Play dead! Marines: ARRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!! LET'S MURDER THAT PIRATE BAS*****D!!!!! Kāpentā: Bet you can't get me!!!! Marines: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kāpentā: Hmmmmm? I wonder how did that hole get there? By the way, watch out for the hot coal on the bottom. Marines: YOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kāpentā: And don't even try to climb back up as the wall are lined with wires with electricity! Oh, too late! Kāpentā: Sigh! If only there were more idiots that fall for my trap, I would be finally at peace! Victoria: Go on. Make a move. Oranji: With pleasure! Oranji: Hagane Shuredda! Oranji: Ah ah ah. Naughty naughty. Oranji: What the F**!!! YAOOOOWW!!!! What did you do to me? You bitch?! Victoria: Ohohohoho! You should have the known the answer to that, boy! It's called nerve-toxin and it's a very potent poison! One scratch and you can't move for a day! I suggest you laydown like a goodboy and stay out of my way! Oranji: Poison? You think that will stop me?! Oranji: How do you like now, Bitch?! Now your poison will affect me less! Victoria: Gross! What are you, a madman?! Despite you got rid of the source of the poison in your body, it's still running in your bloodstream. You just made your situation even worse, moron!!!! There's no way that you deflect all my attacks with just one arm! Idiot! Oranji: You're right! I can't defeat you with one arm. Victoria: So you finally got smart. But still not good enough for me. I rather deal with someone stronger than you and with at least 2 arms now. Oranji: So I will just get a new arm! Victoria: What? What the heck is that supposed to me.... Oranji: Arm transplant! WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Victoria: It can't be! How is this possible?!!! And! AND where's your left arm on the ground? IT'S GONE!! Oranji: How come, pirate? This is no stranger than you are actually an old hag while still having an appearance of a bratty teenager. Yes, That's right! We know about your true age! We got info on you! Also I'm a Devil Fruit user! Surprised?! Victoria: Old...Hag?!!! Oranji: I ate the Ishoku Ishoku no Mi! I can switch any of my body parts with someone else's like one of the tough criminals in our battleship. We caught him on the way to here. His arm came in handy but looks like he would die sooner than I expected. He got poison in his body as well. Victoria: What the?....I guess I shouldn't be surprised since this is the Grand Line. Oranji: Whew! Good thing I had this pill or else I won't be able move later. Victoria: Wait! Can't be! You already have the antidote for that? But that's no way you could have one that specifically counters my nerve-toxin! Oranji: Yahahahaha!! Of course, that would be impossible if it wasn't for Vegapunk! Ever since the Impel Down breakout two years ago, one of the prison guards manage to get a blood sample of an infamous pirate who was injected with an unbelievable amount of deadly poison by Magellan. I think he wore a strawhat but anyway, Vegapunk managed to dilute the antibodies within the sample to create his wonderful elixir that can cure any poison in the human body. Of course, this is not cheap! This is only given to high officers such as myself! And as for side effects, like hell I would tell an old hag like you! Victoria: That's it, you motherF******!!!! I will kill you in the worst way possible!!!! Victoria: YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Oranji: Bring it, bitch!!!! Senshi thinking: He should not have done that......So Aoka wasn't the only devil fruit user. Wait a minute! That must mean that other commanders have... Valkerie: What a powerful opponent I have! He can still fight while critically injured despite I'm using Futso Yoroi at full power. He must be a powerful swordsman who is extremely skilled in Busoshoku Haki. Maybe even more skilled in than me. Reie: Hmmm, it's been a while that I faced a worthy swordsman...no, swordswoman....doesn't matter. Come on, I know that isn't all of your strength. Come at me with your all and have no regrets in this duel! Do not disappoint me! Valkerie: I won't. Reie: What was that? You barely gra- Valkerie: This sword belonged to a shinigami. He now resides in it. Anything it touches is instantly pained down to the soul. It is excruciating! Enjoy! Reie: Urgh! That is a such a troublesome ability you have there. There's no way I can beat you like this. Valkerie: So you know your place. You put up a good fight against me but you still not near my level! Reie: Hahaha...don't you mean your weapon defeated me....Urgh.... instead of your own strength? Valkerie: Big talk from the one in who is in suffering! Just stay there if you want to live longer. Valkerie: So....you still got some fight left in you, eh? You must have a high amount of tolerance to pain if you mangaged to move like that! Reie: I do but.......I'm actually not feeling the pain anymore. I guess it wore off. Valkerie: What? Impossible! It should still be in effect! Reie: Really? I guess your claim of the shinigami being the previous owner of that weapon was a hoax! Valkerie: It's not a lie! FUTSU HAPPA*!!!!
* Anger Blast Explosion Valkerie: So you feeling the pain now?! Valkerie: Impossible! How are you still standing? And from my sword earlier?! No way! You must be a devil user like me! Reie: Maybe. Valkerie: Admit it! Reie: All right, fine! Yes! I am! I ate the Sen Sen no Mi. It allows me to transfer any sort of damage that I recieved to anyone or objects nearby. The abandoned Marine base should collapse right about....now! Valkerie: .......So you transfer all the damage so far to that building? Reie: Yes and no. Valkerie: Huh? Explai- Reie: I did indeed transfer the damage to the base but I left some for you. Valkerie: You will pay for that! I can withstand my own attacks. I've had this sword almost my entire life. So now I am going to gut you. Reie: Really? Go ahead! Kill me to kill yourself! Know that you died because you are such a fool blinded by rage! Live up to your reputation as the scourge of the seas! Senshi's thoughts: This isn't good. We need to get out of here now. Damn.... If only these marines would just let us go! How many of them are left? Seems like they keep coming no matter what! What should I do? Marine #2: FALCON PUNC- Senshi: You're too slow! Marine #2: You ....Bitch! I will get you for this! Senshi: You won't with that low level spee- Senshi: Aoka! Marine #2: Captain Aoka! You're back! Aoka: Stand back! I will handle her! Marine #2: Yes, Captain! Aoka: Sea Scum! I still want payback for what you did to me at the Skyline War! Senshi: Really? So are you challenging me after all we have been through? You should have at least have some grati- Aoka: I just want to fight you for real, iIs that so hard to ask for? Sea Trash. Senshi: So you went back to insulting me, eh? Oh well, this fight is bound to happen so......why not now?! I accept! Aoka: Let me introduce myself again, I am Captain Mizumau Aoka! I will defeat you by my hands and drag you where you pirates belong, Hell! Senshi: So you finally have manners? Fine! I am Captain of the Devil Spawn Pirates, Roronoa Senshi! I will defeat you this time and show you how much stronger that I truly am than you! Aoka: Round 1! Senshi: Damn. I'm slowing down. Aoka: Well well well. Looks like the piece of filth is running out of energy. Too bad. That takes all the fun out of this fight. Victoria: Damn it. Hold still. Just let me bite you. Oranji: Oooooh! You're my kind of girl! If only you're not too old for me! Victoria: Big mouth you got there! Let me bite them off! Oranji: Kinky! Victoria: Just die! A**hole! Victoria rushes to bite him but block her with his spiked gauntlet and punch her in the stomach with his other arm to push her back. Oranji: Daigun Shuredda! Victoria: Urgh!!! CRASH!!!! Oranji: Getting too old to fight? Victoria: Are you getting too injured to fight me? Oranji: What? This feeling in my leg! Oranji: What did you do to me, you old ha......Master, How may i serve you? Victoria: Too easy. Now. Go defeat Commander Reie. I want this tooth in his neck. Oranji: You are kinky, Master! Would you like this in my neck as well? And don't forget about my lips! Victoria: No! Just do as I command! I guess even my powers can't rid of idiocy! Reie: Impressive but you're digging your own grave. Can't you see that you're killing yourself? Valkerie thinking: Damn! I tried hitting him everywhere and he still can transfer the damage to me! Is there really no weakness to his devil fruit? This is bad. At this rate, I could die! Reie: So are you ready for the trip to meet your maker? Valkerie: GO TO HELL! Reie: Sure! But you first! Valkerie: Oh shoot! It appears I will die as a pirate sooner than expected. I'm sorry guys but it's been a blast with you guys. Reie: I wasn't supposed to kill you but I just don't like you. So...DIE! Oranji: HADOKAI SHUREDDA!!!! Reie: Commander Oranji. That was not polite of you to interuppt my death blow to this young lady and it's also rude to bare your fangs against me! Your fellow comrade! Oranji: Whatever! I need to put this in your neck so I can get master to bite me! Reie:.........??????????.....What?!!!! Oranji: FOR MASTER!!! UGHHH!!!! Reie takes out his rapier out of his leg which implies that he stabbed himself mulitple times to inflict damage on Oranji. Reie walks towards Oranji and stops in front of him. Reie: Useless! You should have known you can't defeat me! Which means you are not in control of yourself! Oranji: I hate you! Reie: I know. Tell me something that I don't kno- Oranji: AHHHH!!! You Motherf****!!! Reie: Hey! Don't blame me! I had to do this to you! Your devil fruit may allow you to switch bodyparts but you would still be pinned to the ground because your new limbs would be in the same spot of your previous limbs. Being pinned by my swords! Now to kill that pira- Reie: Dammit. Where did she go? Rex: URGHHHH!!! Valkerie: Baka. I'm over here. Reie: Quit that. Valkerie: Don't turn your back on your opponent. Reie: Oh? Ganging on me?! This has gotten more interesting! Reie: Hmmmm, so I am the one in a dire situation, huh? Rex: Yeah, you bas.....Ugh...AHHHH!!! WHAT THE! HOW DID HE? I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIS ATT- Valkerie: Relax, this is one of his devil fruits. Rex: Valkerie! Are you all right? Valkerie breathing heavily: URghhh.....Yeah.... Don't worry. I had worse.....The scratch you gave him is now transferred to you but his annoying ability won't be a threat against us anymore since he won't use it again! Reie: Heheheheh! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Well done, I was outsmarted by filthy pirates! Of all people! AHAHAHAHAHAahahahaa.......But even though, I have lost..... Rex: Any last words before you meet the Seakings underwater? Valkerie thinking: Something's not right. He just lost and even admit his defeat and yet... he's still smiling. No, damn it! Rex! Destroy the cliff now! Rex: Why? He can't- Reie: I will take you with me!!!!! Rex: UGH........ Valkerie: REX!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Reie: Farewell, world. I have only one regret. I regret not taking another pirate's life with me to lessen the darkess upon the innocent in this world. I wish that you can attain peace without me from now on! BANZAI! Ishi: Valkerie, despite what he did, you know what Senshi would want us to. Valkerie: But....Damn. Valkerie: Bastard. Senshi: This isn't good. We need to get out of here. Aoka: What's wrong? You are getting a bit slow. Don't tell me those grunts of mine have weaken you by that much? Senshi: Oh no, I'm just reserving my energy for when I am gotta kick your ass! Just you wait! Aoka: I can wait but in your situation, I suggest you hurry up before I get serious! Senshi: Then I will! Senshi thinking: I may use up all my energy if I do this but I prefer that than dying! Senshi: Code Gold! Marine #76: A golden angel? Marine #89: I SEE THE LIGHT!!!!! Aoka: So you showed your true power before me a second time. Back then, you almost killed me with that but now....I am prepared for it! Senshi: Bring it, bitch! Show me what you got! Aoka: I shall! Aoka: AK 47: Relámpago Asalto! Senshi: My boyfriend can manipulate my senses. I ain't falling for that. Senshi: Gonna have to be better than that. Senshi: OWWW!!! You Bitch. You'll pay for that. Senshi: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Aoka's thoughts: Why doesn't she just turn her foot into air? Is she in too much pain to do so? Or is this a trap? Senshi: Crap. I'm stuck. Listen. I'll surrender if you just get me out of this frikken hole. Aoka: Then turn it into air if you don't want this bullet in your head. Ask your friends for help instead of me. At least have some pride as my enemy. Senshi: That's the thing. I can't. I think there's some seastone faults in this island. I honestly can't get my foot out. and my friends are kinda occupodo. Senshi: Just get me out of this frikken hole. I'll surrender, I'll let you shoot me, what ever. Just GET ME OUT OF THIS HOLE!!!! Aoka: You will let me shoot you?! THEN DIE! Senshi: What? You can't be seri- Senshi: ARGHHH....Why, Aoka? Why? After all I have done for you?....... Senshi: Am I....dying? Aoka:.........Yes. Yes, you are. Burakku: SENSHI!!! NOOOO!!!!!! Senshi: My friends.....I'm sorry......I guess I messed up Aoka: Come on, now. You can't be surprised by this. You should have been prepared to die ever since you declared yourself as a pirate after you raised your flag. Senshi: I guess so but I don't care. Oh well... I had a good life.........Kan.........pai! Devil Spawns: DIE!!!!! Aoka: Nah, I don't feel like dying today. But your captain did. Ishi: What the? What the hell is this? Sharpshooter: Who cares! I'll shoot it to pieces if I have to! Suna: Wait, guys! Victoria: What? Suna: Look closer! It's...It's Rex: Urgh! What? Hurry up before my stitches get ripped out! Suna: It's a whale! Rei: What? A whale? Burrakku: No way! That's impossble! Valkerine: You forget! This is the F***ing New World! The impossible is normal here! Devil Spawn Pirates: AHHHHHH!!!!!! Suna: GUYS!!! LOOK!!! HE'S THE SPITTING IMAGE OF THAT MARINE I HYPNOTIZED. HE MUST BE A ZOAN DEVIL FRUIT USER! Giniro: That's right! You looked down on me before! But now who's looking down on you?!!! Vearth: But how? I thought he was entranced by your son....you're not singing! Suna: Must been because I was distracted by Senshi's..........death! Kāpentā: Well, starting singing! I don't have any traps that handle anything of that size! Suna: All right! AH.... Giniro: Oh no you don't! It won't work on me twice! Devil Spawn Pirates: AHHHHHHHHH!! Suna: It's impossible! I can't sing louder than a whale! Burraku: What? I can' hear you! Ishi: Ah, guys? We're kinda surr- Victoria: Damn, all of this noise is giving a headache Rex: AHHHhhhhh....finally, it's over! Aoka: No...the battle is just getting started. Ishi: Ah, guys? Like I was saying, We're kinda surr- Sharpshooter: Oh shoot! Ishi: ounded....... Aoka: Devil Spawn Pirates! I suggest you surrender now or you will end up like your beloved captain. Sharpshooter: What do we do? Burakku: The one thing we swore that we'd never do. Burakku: You win, Aoka. We give up. Aoka: Good choice. Men, Arrest them and lock them up. Aoka: And someone put this sea scum into a bodybag. Burakku: WHY YOU MOTHER*****!!! I WILL MURDER YOU, B*****!!!! Burakku: GET OFF! YOU F***ING MARINES! I WILL KILL HER!!! I WILL MURDER THAT B****!! GET OFF! DAMN YOU!! Aoka: Your captain is dead. Deal with it. Burakku: You.............. Burakku: Do.....sigh.....Do what you want. Aoka: Men! This battle is hereby.....OVER!!!!!
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