The Contortionists are a six piece honky-tonk death-mental fusion band aspiring to the title of 'World Religious Domination Force'. Unfortunately, with their manifold ineptitudes and the great misfortune of not being a heart-stoppingly awesome gospel band, The Contortionists are spectacularly failing in their mission.
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