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The Web of Lies (also known as the Web of Deceit) is a well known and scientifically documented phenomenon. It is believed to be the cause of the universe, and that before the Big Bang, single strands of the web floated in open space. The strands then mutated, and multiplied, bending the time vortex until the Universe sprung into existence. Every day now, the web increases in size, being woven more and more into the fabric of time. It is also believed that the web will eventually be the end of the Univese, otherwise known as the Armageddon. The time vortex, constantly being twisted by the fabric of the silky strands, will eventually implode and all of space and being will instantly be wiped out of existence.

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  • The Web of Lies (also known as the Web of Deceit) is a well known and scientifically documented phenomenon. It is believed to be the cause of the universe, and that before the Big Bang, single strands of the web floated in open space. The strands then mutated, and multiplied, bending the time vortex until the Universe sprung into existence. Every day now, the web increases in size, being woven more and more into the fabric of time. It is also believed that the web will eventually be the end of the Univese, otherwise known as the Armageddon. The time vortex, constantly being twisted by the fabric of the silky strands, will eventually implode and all of space and being will instantly be wiped out of existence.
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  • The Web of Lies (also known as the Web of Deceit) is a well known and scientifically documented phenomenon. It is believed to be the cause of the universe, and that before the Big Bang, single strands of the web floated in open space. The strands then mutated, and multiplied, bending the time vortex until the Universe sprung into existence. Every day now, the web increases in size, being woven more and more into the fabric of time. It is also believed that the web will eventually be the end of the Univese, otherwise known as the Armageddon. The time vortex, constantly being twisted by the fabric of the silky strands, will eventually implode and all of space and being will instantly be wiped out of existence. It is thought that the Web was originally created by an unknown being, who was in the midst of a bitter argument with another being. Henry, the huge whale-like waster in question is thought to have kept making up lie after lie in his never ending quest to destroy all who better him, which resulted in matter being ejected and the first strand of the web being created. Since then, lies have become common, and it is now far too late to destroy the web. Rumour has it that G.P.A, sometimes known as 'Kevin', has the potential to rip apart the web using his gorilla like beasty strength and/or his rumoured enormous veiny dong. However, he is far too busy writing his own theory of gravity and considers matters like the Web of Lies to be far too trivial for his frankly outstanding intelligence.
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