The North Pole, also known as That Bitch'n Cold Place, also known as The Place Where Semen Freezes is where Santa Claus and his large work force of several million elves imprison "naughty" children and force them to create toys for Christmas. The North Polar city of Santa City is also the headquarters of the Black Market's midget porn division.
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