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The Spartan Mark VI armor is the next generation of ultra badass suits. Only the MC got to wear it since every other Spartan died in freak accidents or just like old worthless suits. Realizing the Mark V suit sucks, the Noob Corps took the MJOLNIR armor and modded it to have big green plates of oodles and noodles. Other mods include shields that can actually take a needle hit, pockets, a cupholder, and built in cell phone. It still has no bathroom so MC still has to piss and poop in his pants and dispose of it later in the forest. But MC looked like a bigger fool with the green armor. Noobs like green armor to put on Spartans instead of the ballin black armor Asians wanted. MC thought it would be funny to put a symbol on his armor that represents him, so he put a giant pill symbol there. I

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  • The Spartan Mark VI armor is the next generation of ultra badass suits. Only the MC got to wear it since every other Spartan died in freak accidents or just like old worthless suits. Realizing the Mark V suit sucks, the Noob Corps took the MJOLNIR armor and modded it to have big green plates of oodles and noodles. Other mods include shields that can actually take a needle hit, pockets, a cupholder, and built in cell phone. It still has no bathroom so MC still has to piss and poop in his pants and dispose of it later in the forest. But MC looked like a bigger fool with the green armor. Noobs like green armor to put on Spartans instead of the ballin black armor Asians wanted. MC thought it would be funny to put a symbol on his armor that represents him, so he put a giant pill symbol there. I
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  • The Spartan Mark VI armor is the next generation of ultra badass suits. Only the MC got to wear it since every other Spartan died in freak accidents or just like old worthless suits. Realizing the Mark V suit sucks, the Noob Corps took the MJOLNIR armor and modded it to have big green plates of oodles and noodles. Other mods include shields that can actually take a needle hit, pockets, a cupholder, and built in cell phone. It still has no bathroom so MC still has to piss and poop in his pants and dispose of it later in the forest. But MC looked like a bigger fool with the green armor. Noobs like green armor to put on Spartans instead of the ballin black armor Asians wanted. MC thought it would be funny to put a symbol on his armor that represents him, so he put a giant pill symbol there. It represents all the steroids and "other unmentionables" he takes to keep his epicness and also shows what the girls he does don't take. But otherwise it fuckin wrecked itself in Halo 2.
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