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Thanks to the invention of mirrors a woman can be made to easily understand just how much of a fatass she really is. It's no longer necessary to take someone’s word for it — mirrors don’t lie like your friends do. Mirrors were then subsidized by the opinions of celebrities. Television gave marketing firms the format to spend billions of dollars to render women handicapped. The handicapped believe they're smart enough, skinny enough, and nasally strong enough to compete with the supermodels they worship.

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  • Thanks to the invention of mirrors a woman can be made to easily understand just how much of a fatass she really is. It's no longer necessary to take someone’s word for it — mirrors don’t lie like your friends do. Mirrors were then subsidized by the opinions of celebrities. Television gave marketing firms the format to spend billions of dollars to render women handicapped. The handicapped believe they're smart enough, skinny enough, and nasally strong enough to compete with the supermodels they worship.
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  • Thanks to the invention of mirrors a woman can be made to easily understand just how much of a fatass she really is. It's no longer necessary to take someone’s word for it — mirrors don’t lie like your friends do. Mirrors were then subsidized by the opinions of celebrities. Television gave marketing firms the format to spend billions of dollars to render women handicapped. The handicapped believe they're smart enough, skinny enough, and nasally strong enough to compete with the supermodels they worship. A patient man will put up with having to explain microwaving instructions for a third time to a handicapped woman for a great piece of ass. Oscar Wilde's father was this kind of a man, and he hoped I would grow up to be like him. "If you haven’t scored with a handicapped girl then you're no kind of man" he used to say. "Your mother liked to do it in her chair. She loved it sitting down." He used to say that a lot when he was drunk. "Why don't you have a girlfriend yet??! Nobody likes a retard!" he would scream.
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