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One rooster in particular; Mr. Cockenballsache looks around at all the other roosters. Many have fallen victim to the heartless night and their eggs are now all naught but sad tales of fallen Humpty Dumpty’s. "I truly hope I don't die like those other fifty-six back there," Mr. Cockenballsache thinks to himself as he crows louder than he ever has before.

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  • UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken
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  • One rooster in particular; Mr. Cockenballsache looks around at all the other roosters. Many have fallen victim to the heartless night and their eggs are now all naught but sad tales of fallen Humpty Dumpty’s. "I truly hope I don't die like those other fifty-six back there," Mr. Cockenballsache thinks to himself as he crows louder than he ever has before.
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  • 2009-08-29(xsd:date)
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  • One rooster in particular; Mr. Cockenballsache looks around at all the other roosters. Many have fallen victim to the heartless night and their eggs are now all naught but sad tales of fallen Humpty Dumpty’s. "I truly hope I don't die like those other fifty-six back there," Mr. Cockenballsache thinks to himself as he crows louder than he ever has before. There is one rule in the poultry kingdom; no matter how tedious and how difficult the struggle through the winter rooster march is, even if you are to die for this purpose; never, never, ever, ever, ever, EVER! drop your egg. Those who have suffered this fate stop in their tracks and bid farewell to the world as they know it, as one by one they face the reality that they would have been better off on a plate served with a side dish of rice and vegetables. Mr. Cockenballsache suddenly notices that something is amiss when the warm feeling between his drumsticks is replaced by an odd, uncomfortable breeze. Unimaginable feelings of horror strike him as the harsh realization of his fate overcomes him. "Why me?" he thinks as the words "It’s over" reverberate through his fragile, little mind and he comes to realize that he has dropped his egg. As he stops dead in his tracks, another rooster walks past him crowing a tune similar to, “Green Sally up, green Sally down, last one squat gotta tear the ground." Mr. Cockenballsache accepts the inevitable and gracefully tears the ground before going gentle into that good night.
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