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Ever notice how Heathertail's family is never, ever mentioned? It's because she has two mommies, and they can't show gay porn in a children's book. Anyways, here's the story. Once upon a time, there were two cats named Shitpelt and Crapclaw. Shitpelt was a she-cat, and Crapclaw was a tom, but he felt like a she-cat. They fell in love and blah blah blah...*yawn* anyways, they had a kit. Her name was Heatherkit. They joined WindClan and then Crapclaw had a sex change. Thus, Heathertail has two mommies.

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  • Ever notice how Heathertail's family is never, ever mentioned? It's because she has two mommies, and they can't show gay porn in a children's book. Anyways, here's the story. Once upon a time, there were two cats named Shitpelt and Crapclaw. Shitpelt was a she-cat, and Crapclaw was a tom, but he felt like a she-cat. They fell in love and blah blah blah...*yawn* anyways, they had a kit. Her name was Heatherkit. They joined WindClan and then Crapclaw had a sex change. Thus, Heathertail has two mommies.
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  • Erin Hunter on crack
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  • Heather and Heathertail Become Lesbian Lovers and Adopt a Little Girl/Kit of Their Own, Thus Spawning a Sequel, Sillykit Has Two Mommies
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  • StarClan Publishings
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  • Ever notice how Heathertail's family is never, ever mentioned? It's because she has two mommies, and they can't show gay porn in a children's book. Anyways, here's the story. Once upon a time, there were two cats named Shitpelt and Crapclaw. Shitpelt was a she-cat, and Crapclaw was a tom, but he felt like a she-cat. They fell in love and blah blah blah...*yawn* anyways, they had a kit. Her name was Heatherkit. They joined WindClan and then Crapclaw had a sex change. Thus, Heathertail has two mommies.
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