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Excerpt from the training sessions of Guri, during the troublesome transition from assassination to seduction. File:GuriCon.JPG Greetings, Professor Trumbo. Shall we play a game? File:Thrumble.JPG Aha. Yes. One of our lab assistants, a young man named Eric, he tried to play a game with you last night, didn't he? File:GuriCon.JPG Affirmative. File:Thrumble.JPG And what happened? File:GuriCon.JPG Target was neutralized. Application of pressure caused cervical fracture and traumatic spinal cord injury. Blunt trauma to skull followed. File:Thrumble.JPG Yes... it took quite a lot of effort to clean the lab and dispose of the body, Guri. File:GuriCon.JPG Do you wish future targets to be disintegrated? File:Thrumble.JPG No, no. It's just that we are about to move int

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  • Excerpt from the training sessions of Guri, during the troublesome transition from assassination to seduction. File:GuriCon.JPG Greetings, Professor Trumbo. Shall we play a game? File:Thrumble.JPG Aha. Yes. One of our lab assistants, a young man named Eric, he tried to play a game with you last night, didn't he? File:GuriCon.JPG Affirmative. File:Thrumble.JPG And what happened? File:GuriCon.JPG Target was neutralized. Application of pressure caused cervical fracture and traumatic spinal cord injury. Blunt trauma to skull followed. File:Thrumble.JPG Yes... it took quite a lot of effort to clean the lab and dispose of the body, Guri. File:GuriCon.JPG Do you wish future targets to be disintegrated? File:Thrumble.JPG No, no. It's just that we are about to move int
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  • Excerpt from the training sessions of Guri, during the troublesome transition from assassination to seduction. File:GuriCon.JPG Greetings, Professor Trumbo. Shall we play a game? File:Thrumble.JPG Aha. Yes. One of our lab assistants, a young man named Eric, he tried to play a game with you last night, didn't he? File:GuriCon.JPG Affirmative. File:Thrumble.JPG And what happened? File:GuriCon.JPG Target was neutralized. Application of pressure caused cervical fracture and traumatic spinal cord injury. Blunt trauma to skull followed. File:Thrumble.JPG Yes... it took quite a lot of effort to clean the lab and dispose of the body, Guri. File:GuriCon.JPG Do you wish future targets to be disintegrated? File:Thrumble.JPG No, no. It's just that we are about to move into a new stage of your training. You have done very well in your athletic exercises, your live-fire elimination missions, and your infiltration simulations. File:GuriCon.JPG The elimination missions were very enjoyable. File:Thrumble.JPG Yes... File:GuriCon.JPG The most enjoyable mission was the one where I shattered the one-way glass and disemboweled the target with the shards. File:Thrumble.JPG Um... Guri, as I have attempted to explain to you once before, that was not a target. That was another one of our lab assistants, Jeremy Goberman. File:GuriCon.JPG Death by hemorrhage after severing the carotid artery. File:Thrumble.JPG Yes... well... as I said, we will be moving on to a new and completely different stage of your training: sex and seduction. File:GuriCon.JPG Deceiving a target in order to lure them into melee range? File:Thrumble.JPG No, no. Actual sex. We have several lab assistants who are very eager to participate in this stage of your training; however, before we begin, it will be necessary to establish some safety precautions. File:GuriCon.JPG Purpose of training is unclear. Please explain. File:Thrumble.JPG Well, let's begin very simply. This next stage of training will focus on this. This is a penis, or at least a crude representation of one. How would you react to this object? File:GuriCon.JPG The target has been neutralized. File:Thrumble.JPG Ah, I see. Yes, I was afraid of that... File:GuriCon.JPG Audio receptors detect mass movement within the local vicinity. File:Thrumble.JPG Yes. That would be the lab assistants running for their lives...
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