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| - This is the last recorded class taught by Jedi Master Mace Windu for some odd reason unknown to Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Well, hello there children. Image:Younglings.jpg Hello, Master Windu. Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Welcome to Basic Mother Fracking, little ones. Does anyone of you know what Mother Fracking is? Image:Stupid Kid.jpg Mothah Frackin is da rule of killen this hissin bastards that get in yousa way. This bein true for you if yousa had been a Jedi wif majah powah. Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG ....*mumbles* Image:Stupid Kid.jpg Yousa no think the answer is correct? Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Boy, what planet you from? Image:Stupid Kid.jpg What? Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG "WHAT" AIN'T NO PLANET I'VE EVER HEARD OF!!! DO THEY SPEAK BASIC IN "WHAT"?!?!?! Image:Stupid Kid.jpg What? No, meesa from the greaten palace of da Naboobooians. Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG BASIC, MOTHER FRACKER!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?!?!?!? Image:Stupid Kid.jpg Meesa is speakin the basic! Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Bah, whatever. Anyone with an actual brain want to answer? Image:Ashla.jpg Its when you kill a lot of people with your lightsaber while looking cool and intimidating at the same time, master. Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Hey, check out the brains on you! Your one smart mother fracker, you know that? Anyway, everyone, ignite your lightsabers, its time to do some of that dueling shit. Ohh, forget that motherfracking Gungan with no brain over their. *mumbles* Image:Younglings.jpg Yes, master. Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold your lightsaber right, or I'll have to punish you, kid. Image:Ashla.jpg I am sorry, master, I did not mean to offend you when I... Image:Mace gonna keel you.jpg Hmph. Image:Stupid Kid.jpg OH NOES.... (chokes) Image:Ashla.jpg ... Image:Stupid Kid.jpg (choking)Why, Mastah Windu...? Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? You were saying something about not meaning to offend me? Image:Ashla.jpg ... Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Oh, then you're done? Then allow me to retort.... (unclips lightsaber) What do I look like? Image:Ashla.jpg What? Image:Mace gonna keel you.jpg You can all plummet for failing the exam. Now you're all alone... Image:Ashla.jpg ... Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG DESCRIBE-WHAT-I-LOOK LIKE!!! Image:Ashla.jpg Wh-What? Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! SAY-"WHAT"-AGAIN!!! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHER FRACKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!!! Image:Ashla.jpg Y-Y-You're dark-skinned... Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG GO ON!! Image:Ashla.jpg Y-Y-You're hairless... Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Do I look like a bitch?! Image:Stupid Kid.jpg (choking)What? Image:Mace gonna keel you.jpg ... Image:Stupid Kid.jpg (choked to death) Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG DO-I-LOOK-LIKE-A BITCH?!?! Image:Ashla.jpg Nooooo... Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Then why you try to frack me like a bitch?! Image:Ashla.jpg No, we weren't- Image:Bandeam.JPG ... Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Yes you did! YES YOU DID!!! You try to frack me. Well I don't like to be fracked by anybody 'cos I'm supposed to do all the fracking! Image:Ashla.jpg NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MASTER WINDU! Image:SeriousYoda.jpg WINDU? Hurting this child, are you? Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Yeah, so? What are you going to do about it? Image:SeriousYoda.jpg Forget your place, you do. Remember, do you, that MY bitch, you are? MY BITCH!!! Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG Yes... Image:SeriousYoda.jpg Then, command you, I do, to leave this child alone, and fetch me food. NOW! Image:Senatedecidefate.JPG *sigh* Yes, master Yoda. *mumbles* Image:Yoda.jpg Yes, heh heh, mess with Yoda, you should not, or end up my bitch, you will, heh heh heh heh.
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