Sidewalk Warrior has become one of the most recurring characters on the streets of major cities such as New York City and London since the dawn of the paved road. He is most known for his ability to walk and look straight forward on a sidewalk without moving to avoid people or other obstacles (including cars and oceans). Sidewalk Warrior is very cool and is thought to thrive on the satisfaction of bumping into passing pedestrians without acknowledging the impact. He has often been criticized for not making exceptions for elderly and physically handicapped people in his machine-like forward march. Sidewalk Warrior is thought to have walked around the world 8 times without making a single sidestep.
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