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| - Eidola kills another Sienar agent, gives up because this is just getting too easy. After Eidola offered Ondoron Bondoon the chance to avoid hostilities if he would meet their demands, he refused to negotiate and instead held a moral highground that left his corporation open to attack by Eidola. While the operation started just a couple weeks ago, already *4* Sienar agents have been killed in retaliation for Bondoon's refusal to negotiate, including his second-in-command. Today, we announce that Christopher Rundown, another high-ranking member of Sienar, was also killed, as well as his two companions. Luckily for the few remaining members of Sienar, the Eidola Laws of Piracy include a "pity rule", that if hostilities are announced against another group, and their group is nearly bankrupted, then has nearly half their members killed within just a couple weeks, then we simply count their participation as "forfeit", and all the pirates are called home for ice cream, wenches and shwpi cakes, while planning their next rousing success. There is no word yet on what Eidola's next planned campaign will be, although rumors coming out of Sevarcos have hinted that it may be another "cleansing" of rival thieves and wannabes. When the Galactic News Service asked Eidola quartermaster Joe Monso about any possible news stories on the near horizon, he would only say "Well there's a vicious rumor making its way around the grapevine that the Imperial Remnant has now acknowledged its own impotence, and is thinking about asking known thief Koz Ofyurdeth to provide his Invisible Army to offer some semblance of protection for the failing empire. The GNS quickly reviewed the history of this individual, and found it quite amusing to note that if true, this meant that Imperial High Command had failed to take even the simplest precautions, since Koz is listed as a known thief himself, on the Enigma Trader Reputation board. Hacked by: Teniel Djo Faction: Eidola Pirates Date: Year 7 Day 78 Location Unknown
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