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| - Employee: Sir- Miyamoto: It's hopeless... Employee: Sir, I need to tell- Miyamoto: Let it be, it's impossible Employee: Sir- Miyamoto: Just leave me alo- Employee: SIR! It's working! Miyamoto: It's hopele- WHAT?! Miyamoto: Fire it up! Let's get this contest on the road! Miyamoto: Welcome! I am Shigeru Miyamoto, CEO of Nintendo. Now you all may have been wondering, why hasn't there been a Nintendo game in two years? This. Video: Video Game characters, the pride and joy of a child's life. For years, the good people at Nintendo have envisioned them coming to life! And now it's happening if this video is being shown! Now, you may be thinking "Just Nintendo characters? Okay, that's fine, I guess." Nintendo has created partnerships with many game companies, so with that being said, the characters are not just Nintendo characters. So here we go... Miyamoto: Without further ado, here are our first batch of 24 contestants for this competition! Miyamoto: Nintendo characters, being the bigger number in this group, come on and reveal yourselves! Miyamoto: Starting with the company mascot, Mario! Mario: Ya-hoo! It's-a-me, Mario! Miyamoto: Indeed you are! Glass Joe! Glass Joe: Puis-je rentrer à la maison? Miyamoto: Nice to meet you too! Lucina! Lucina: Greetings Miyamoto: Hello! Samus Aran! Samus Aran: Hello Miyamoto: Yes, Wii-Fit Trainer! Wii-Fit: Breathe in and out, this is all part of exercise. Miyamoto: That's right... we didn't program anything out of their personalities. Palutena! Palutena: Where's Pit? I was told Pit was here! Miyamoto: He isn't, sorry. Greninja! Greninja: Ninja! Lucina: You forgot me- Miyamoto: Ah... Greninja will go far, definitely... now the next seven- Employee: SIR! Employee: It's trying to get out! Miyamoto: Just a couple more minutes... Miyamoto: Welcome- Miyamoto: The Puppet! Miyamoto: Anyways, out of these seven, can the Street Fighters step forward? Miyamoto: Cammy! Cammy: yes, that's who I am... Miyamoto: Chun-Li! Chun-Li: It's so nice to meet you! Miyamoto: You too, it's amazing for this to happen. Finally, Balrog! Balrog: That's right, me, the Balrog, breathin' fire! Miyamoto: Now may the World of Warcraft characters step forward! Miyamoto: Lord of Evil and the Scourge, Lich King! Lich King: All will fall before Frostmourne! Miyamoto: Yes they will, Zaela, nice to meet you as well! Zaela: Zug zug... Miyamoto: You too. Commander Shepard and Alyx Vance, step forward! Alyx Vance: Alyx Vance, ready to join. Commander Shepard: Commander Shepard, ready to blow shit up. Miyamoto: Will the final nine step forward? Miyamoto: Fat Princess and Travis Touchdown! Travis Touchdown: Fucking disgusting... Fat Princess: Where are my servants?! Miyamoto: You don't have any. Sackboy and Maxwell! Miyamoto: Hello to you too! Ivy and Starkiller! Ivy: Save it for the challenge, gramps. Miyamoto: I'm sorry? Starkiller: He brought you to life, you should be thankful! Ivy: Say that again. Miyamoto: Umm... last three characters, Kirby, Vergil and Jill Valentine! Mario: Hey-a, shouldn't Kirby been introduced earlier? Miyamoto: He's 8 inches tall, didn't realize he was htere. Kirby: Poyo! Vergil: This looks like it could be a worthy challenge... Jill Valentine: Let's do this! Miyamoto: We now have everyone... let's go and begin the challenge, shall we? Miyamoto: Now, before you all begin the challenge, I have the teams! On Team 8-Bit we have The Puppet, Greninja, Balrog, Ivy, Cammy, Samus Aran, Glass Joe, Travis Touchdown, Zaela, Wii-Fit Trainer, Fat Princess, and Mario! You're going to have to take turns to keep The Puppet in its box at night. For Team Pixel we have Kirby, Sackboy, Vergil, Maxwell, Starkiller, Palutena, Lich King, (Female) Commander Shepard, Jill Valentine, Rosalina, Alyx Vance, and Chun-Li! Miyamoto: Now, in this challenge, you all will be fighting the other team. Last team standing wins! Now, is everyone ready? Good. Begin the game! Balrog: Hmph, easy enough... Zaela: I have a plan, I will be back! Miyamoto: The contestants left are The Puppet, Ivy, Cammy, Samus Aran, Glass Joe, Travis Touchdown, Zaela, Wii-Fit Trainer, Fat Princess, and Mario for Team 8-Bit. Kirby, Maxwell, Starkiller, Palutena, Lich King, (Female) Commander Shepard, Jill Valentine, Lucina, and Chun-Li for Team Pixel.
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