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- Hello?
- {Worried} I'm an entrepreneur. This is as real as it gets.
- {Confident} If a guy stays alive in the Commonwealth - enough to go walking through Southie - he got his affairs in order. You know your shit.
- {Happy} Awesome. I'll take your money, and you get the charge card. Great doing business with you. Tell your friends -- Parker Quinn. Same corner, every day.
- {Confident} I knew you'd be back. You want that charge card now?
- {Note test / Amused} Mister Quinn? What are we strangers? Mister Quinn's my father's name. I'm Parker.
- {Surprised} Pardon me, ma'am. Parker Quinn. I just wanted to say, it's a good thing you came by my corner.
- {SinisterSmile} Hey! Look at that! We're friends now. I'm Parker - and you. You... are ma'am.
- {Disbelief} I will! That's why we're having this discourse.
- {Amused} Oh, I like you. You got a mouth like a native, and I bet a brain to match. Means you know a good thing when you see one.
- {Disgust} Every day, you gotta buy stuff. Food, ammo, beer, whatever. And you pay with caps. Caps. Bottle caps. What is this, fuckin' 1612?
- {Amused} Hey, come back next week. I'll give you a good deal on an apartment in Trinity Tower.
- {Confident} So that's why I've been working with every single shop in the Commonwealth to get RID of caps.
- Oh my God, the look on your face! I'm totally fucking with you.
- {Disbelief} I do. I do say so. Cause lady, I look at you, and I swear to God - no lie - and I say, "This chick. She is no friggin' joke."
- {Confident} It's super simple. You give me 110 caps right now, and I give you this charge card.
- {Defiant} Oh, I got a point. I got a point like a spear.
- {SinisterSmile} You have fun with that charge card.
- {Disbelief} I do. I do say so. Cause man, I look at you, and I swear to God - no lie - and I say, "This guy. He is no friggin' joke."
- Aahh! Why you gotta be like that?
- Ahh! Mother...
- Come on, hard guy!
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- {Surprised} Cause I think we both know most conversations these days are like, "Hello." And then someone gets stabbed in the liver.
- Miss? You all right?
- Mister? You all right?
- Oh my God. I think I got a punctured liver.
- Okay. This isn't awkward at all...
- Owwwww. Seriously?
- {Suspicious} Oh my God, you're wise ass. No, it's all right. I come from a long line of wiseasses. Also, violent drunks.
- {Puzzled} Unless you're psychic, in which case that'd be wicked impressive. Wait... are you psychic?
- {Sad} Aw, see, you don't trust me, do you? Guy comes up to you on a corner, engages you in conversation, you get suspicious. I don't blame ya.
- What, you wanna go?
- Yoo hoo. Anybody in there?
- {Confident} The only thing I want is to do what God almighty put me on this Earth to do - and that's to help my fellow man. Or woman.
- {Confident} But no, that means you're smart. Super smart.
- {Conspiratorial} I'm going to make you a proposition so spectacular, you can't possibly say no. You ready?
- I am sorry, sir, if you were given that impression. I certainly do NOT mean to waste your time.
- {Confident} Okay. Can do.
- {Disgust} Okay then. Fuck you very much.
- {Disgust} Retard.
- {Grateful} Something super special, that's what.
- {Happy} The charge card.
- {Pleading} So what do you say? Want one?
- {Stern} No refunds or exchanges.
- {Surprised} Thats's what I said! Charge card!
- {SinisterSmile} She walks down the street like she was born here. And nobody's born here - cause Ghouls, if anything, probably eat babies.
- {Sad} Well. I'm sorry you feel that way. But hey, it's your loss. Change your mind, you know where to find me.
- {Confident} Introducing the only form of currency you'll ever need.
- {Neutral} And I definitely would NOT want to know that.
- The silent thing's freaking me out. What are you, a serial killer?
- {Irritated} Well this is ironic. I'm trying to help free you from the burden of carrying too many caps when really... you're poor. So, come back when you're not.
- {Surprised} It is! It is. Anything IS possible. You know that used to be the Massachusetts state motto?
- {Disbelief} Jesus! You kiss your mother with that mouth? I'm just trying to be nice, here. No need to get conformational.
- {Depressed} I can't believe you just asked me that. What, I'm a charlatan? You think I got this far in life by ripping people off?
- {Friendly} Fair question. Totally fair. To which I say - yes. I am not standing out here freezing my balls of talking to some random stranger for no reason.
- {Disbelief} No fuckin' shit. So you already knew you were going to meet me, and have the best day of your life? Now I'm jealous.
- {Worried} Okay, good. Cause then I'd want you to tell me how I'm going to die, and it would be a huge mistake.
- {Disbelief} Not saying that's never happened, but it's definitely not happening right now.
- {Angry} You are so dead! Do you understand me? You're dead!
- I apologize expectorantly if you're feeling that way. Definitely not my intention.
- {Puzzled} So I guess that includes meeting psychic dudes in the middle of nowhere. Life's weird that way.
- {Disbelief} Come on, seriously? What's there to think about? I have it, you want it. So let's do it. Look, take some time. No pressure. All right? I'll be here.
- {Amused} Ahhh... You're a smart one. I respect that. I respect that. But how do you know you're not interested if you don't what I was going say.
- {Happy} Come to Massachusetts! Where ANYTHING is possible!
- {Grateful} Well I guess that answers my question, because if you was psychic, you would know that I am definitely NOT kidding you.
- {Grateful} You're welcome. See, look at us. Being all polite. Just two people, having a talk, being civil. It's nice isn't it?
- {Confident} Look... Because you're obviously a busy, dangerous, and exceedingly intelligent person, I'm going to cut right to it.
- {Irritated} It would be like, "In two days you're going to get ripped in half by a fucking Super Mutant."
- {SinisterSmile} He walks down the street like he was born here. And nobody's born here - cause Ghouls, if anything, probably eat babies.
- {SinisterSmile} Hey! Look at that! We're friends now. I'm Parker - and you. You... are sir.
- {SinisterSmile} Accepted at any store in the Commonwealth, up to 100 caps. The 10 extra caps is my service fee.
- {Irritated} Interesting? A work of art's interesting. This is frigging revolutionary.
- {Defiant} What? What did you call me? You calling me a thief? Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea who I am or who I know?
- {InPain} And then it's all, "Ah, help me, I'm bleedin', somebody get a doctor!" Seriously.
- {Surprised} Pardon me, sir. Parker Quinn. I just wanted to say, it's a good thing you came by my corner.
- {Confident} If a lady stays alive in the Commonwealth - enough to go walking through Southie - she got her affairs in order. You know your shit.
- {Grateful} I'll tell you. You're being so patient, thank you so much.
- {Puzzled} You remind me of this guy I knew from Dorchester. But I regress.
- {Disgust} Cause I don't like that misanthropic garbage. A girl can do anything a man can.
- {Conspiratorial} Cause I got something you need. Seriously. I can TELL you need it. You know how I know? Just cause you're here.
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