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Who runs the world? The corporations? The CIA? Freemasons? No. The world is run by a secret cabal of ninjas. This idea makes a startling amount of sense once you think about it: after all, the two main requirements of a shadow government is that (1) it is covert, and (2) it assassinates people who get in its way. Who, after all, is more qualified to act covertly and assassinate people than a ninja? Plus, they can kick major ass. High level ninjas can do incredible feats like levitating, breaking boards with their heads, killing people by staring at them really hard, and folding little birds and stuff out of tiny squares of paper.

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  • Who runs the world? The corporations? The CIA? Freemasons? No. The world is run by a secret cabal of ninjas. This idea makes a startling amount of sense once you think about it: after all, the two main requirements of a shadow government is that (1) it is covert, and (2) it assassinates people who get in its way. Who, after all, is more qualified to act covertly and assassinate people than a ninja? Plus, they can kick major ass. High level ninjas can do incredible feats like levitating, breaking boards with their heads, killing people by staring at them really hard, and folding little birds and stuff out of tiny squares of paper.
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  • Who runs the world? The corporations? The CIA? Freemasons? No. The world is run by a secret cabal of ninjas. This idea makes a startling amount of sense once you think about it: after all, the two main requirements of a shadow government is that (1) it is covert, and (2) it assassinates people who get in its way. Who, after all, is more qualified to act covertly and assassinate people than a ninja? Plus, they can kick major ass. High level ninjas can do incredible feats like levitating, breaking boards with their heads, killing people by staring at them really hard, and folding little birds and stuff out of tiny squares of paper.
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