They were formed in bell-jar as an inadvertent result of John Grimes research into human cloning for his Theoretical Physics PhD from Imperial College London. It was said that an experiment went wildly wrong, causing John to clone himself 367 times, with each clone possessing just 1/367th of his IQ. He managed to kill all but one of the clones, whom it is said struck a truce with him, and whom he named "Edward". All of John's original work is unfortunately at a level above all known scientists, and as he can no longer understand it himself, it is unusable. It was hoped that some time in the future his work may be understood, having been preserved in its original state, but then Edward ate it. Only one paper remained, where John claims to have discovered the key to cooling water to Absolute
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| - They were formed in bell-jar as an inadvertent result of John Grimes research into human cloning for his Theoretical Physics PhD from Imperial College London. It was said that an experiment went wildly wrong, causing John to clone himself 367 times, with each clone possessing just 1/367th of his IQ. He managed to kill all but one of the clones, whom it is said struck a truce with him, and whom he named "Edward". All of John's original work is unfortunately at a level above all known scientists, and as he can no longer understand it himself, it is unusable. It was hoped that some time in the future his work may be understood, having been preserved in its original state, but then Edward ate it. Only one paper remained, where John claims to have discovered the key to cooling water to Absolute
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| - They were formed in bell-jar as an inadvertent result of John Grimes research into human cloning for his Theoretical Physics PhD from Imperial College London. It was said that an experiment went wildly wrong, causing John to clone himself 367 times, with each clone possessing just 1/367th of his IQ. He managed to kill all but one of the clones, whom it is said struck a truce with him, and whom he named "Edward". All of John's original work is unfortunately at a level above all known scientists, and as he can no longer understand it himself, it is unusable. It was hoped that some time in the future his work may be understood, having been preserved in its original state, but then Edward ate it. Only one paper remained, where John claims to have discovered the key to cooling water to Absolute Zero at Atmospheric Pressure. After much scrawling over the top in crayon, this became the lyric sheet for their first single "(Under Pressure) Ice Ice Baby". Jedward have always been a controversial "music" act. At a show in Wwtwang John decapitated a goat and drank it's blood. He said that "It's gives him the get up and go to start the day". They also threw potatoes at Bono and called him a "Floppy head"
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