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One splendid afternoon, basketball superstar Michael Jordan slipped on a pair of loafers, some cool slacks, and what appears to be a Timex. "What a fine day!" exclaimed Mr. Jordan. "I think I shall chomp on a cigar whilst bouncing, or 'dribbling,' a basketball very close to the floor!" Image:Michael-jordan.jpg Mr. Jordan was pleased with himself. "What a fine day!" he repeated, exclamatorily. "I certainly hope my splendid afternoon isn't interrupted by some kind of annoying nocturnal omnivor-" Image:Jordanracc.jpg GO TO PAGE 2 -> File:Ninjastarpink.png File:Ninjastar.png

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  • Suddenly, Raccoons
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  • One splendid afternoon, basketball superstar Michael Jordan slipped on a pair of loafers, some cool slacks, and what appears to be a Timex. "What a fine day!" exclaimed Mr. Jordan. "I think I shall chomp on a cigar whilst bouncing, or 'dribbling,' a basketball very close to the floor!" Image:Michael-jordan.jpg Mr. Jordan was pleased with himself. "What a fine day!" he repeated, exclamatorily. "I certainly hope my splendid afternoon isn't interrupted by some kind of annoying nocturnal omnivor-" Image:Jordanracc.jpg GO TO PAGE 2 -> File:Ninjastarpink.png File:Ninjastar.png
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  • 2010-07-23(xsd:date)
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  • You can get your own raccoons at Uncyclopedia:VFH
  • This article was to be featured on Uncyclopedia's front page when SUDDENLY, RACCOONS!
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  • Suddenly, a feature!
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  • One splendid afternoon, basketball superstar Michael Jordan slipped on a pair of loafers, some cool slacks, and what appears to be a Timex. "What a fine day!" exclaimed Mr. Jordan. "I think I shall chomp on a cigar whilst bouncing, or 'dribbling,' a basketball very close to the floor!" Image:Michael-jordan.jpg Mr. Jordan was pleased with himself. "What a fine day!" he repeated, exclamatorily. "I certainly hope my splendid afternoon isn't interrupted by some kind of annoying nocturnal omnivor-" Image:Jordanracc.jpg GO TO PAGE 2 -> File:Ninjastarpink.png File:Ninjastar.png
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