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This will be edited 83 1. * The Captain is a great man. 2. * STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM EROL. (Unless you are Razer.) 3. * DON’T PISS OFF LILY . (Don't kill her, either. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) 4. * Don’t kill crew. Seriously. 5. * Don’t kill anything that talks. 6. * Don’t kill anyone, for that matter. (Unless it’s Edward or Bella) 7. * Stay the hell out of Carnival unless you’re badass. Or Dethklok. 8. * It’s always Mess-With-Jak week 9. * The Captain likes birds. Don’t question it. 10. * Don’t eat Ponk if you’re a Jew. (Or Asad) 11. * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don’t set zombies on fire. 12. * Don’t go into Sergei’s unless Herz is in the kitchen 13. * Don’t fuck with the bees 14. * No, that is not a toy. 15. * Drink yourself

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  • This will be edited 83 1. * The Captain is a great man. 2. * STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM EROL. (Unless you are Razer.) 3. * DON’T PISS OFF LILY . (Don't kill her, either. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) 4. * Don’t kill crew. Seriously. 5. * Don’t kill anything that talks. 6. * Don’t kill anyone, for that matter. (Unless it’s Edward or Bella) 7. * Stay the hell out of Carnival unless you’re badass. Or Dethklok. 8. * It’s always Mess-With-Jak week 9. * The Captain likes birds. Don’t question it. 10. * Don’t eat Ponk if you’re a Jew. (Or Asad) 11. * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don’t set zombies on fire. 12. * Don’t go into Sergei’s unless Herz is in the kitchen 13. * Don’t fuck with the bees 14. * No, that is not a toy. 15. * Drink yourself
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  • This will be edited 83 1. * The Captain is a great man. 2. * STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM EROL. (Unless you are Razer.) 3. * DON’T PISS OFF LILY . (Don't kill her, either. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) 4. * Don’t kill crew. Seriously. 5. * Don’t kill anything that talks. 6. * Don’t kill anyone, for that matter. (Unless it’s Edward or Bella) 7. * Stay the hell out of Carnival unless you’re badass. Or Dethklok. 8. * It’s always Mess-With-Jak week 9. * The Captain likes birds. Don’t question it. 10. * Don’t eat Ponk if you’re a Jew. (Or Asad) 11. * FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don’t set zombies on fire. 12. * Don’t go into Sergei’s unless Herz is in the kitchen 13. * Don’t fuck with the bees 14. * No, that is not a toy. 15. * Drink yourself stupid if you want to stay sane. 16. * BEWARE OF LOBSTERS. They're everywhere. 17. * Listen to Hajime's public service announcements. But they don't exist anymore because he's GONE. So everyone's fucked. 18. * Other passengers are not food, no matter how delicious they could possibly be. (LIKE WALL) 19. * If you're a small, talking primate, stay away from Samuel. 20. * Marshmallows are not poison. 21. * Your friends/lover/family probably aren't here. Deal with it. 22. * DON'T SCREAM INTO THE COMM. 23. * Never feed ducks cupcakes. Seriously. 24. * Don't argue with the Tachikoma. Even if you win, it makes you look stupid.
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