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The constitution grants Finnish girls the right to urinate on the streets. However, only male Finns tend to practise this habit. Ritualistic spitting on sidewalks is observed every third Thursday of the month, a tradition whose roots are not well-known. It is thought that the people of Finland fear the build up of saliva, the juice of Satan, and the purging of this devilish liquid frees them of any hedonistic thoughts that had been planted by any one of Satan's minions.

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  • Culture of Finland
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  • The constitution grants Finnish girls the right to urinate on the streets. However, only male Finns tend to practise this habit. Ritualistic spitting on sidewalks is observed every third Thursday of the month, a tradition whose roots are not well-known. It is thought that the people of Finland fear the build up of saliva, the juice of Satan, and the purging of this devilish liquid frees them of any hedonistic thoughts that had been planted by any one of Satan's minions.
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  • The constitution grants Finnish girls the right to urinate on the streets. However, only male Finns tend to practise this habit. Ritualistic spitting on sidewalks is observed every third Thursday of the month, a tradition whose roots are not well-known. It is thought that the people of Finland fear the build up of saliva, the juice of Satan, and the purging of this devilish liquid frees them of any hedonistic thoughts that had been planted by any one of Satan's minions. Every year in September, the Puouåkkoänta Hamsteri (The Stabbing of the Hamsters) Festival is held in the town of Oujuthuomentahyvääpaivajärvilainnen in Lapland. This attracts thousands of knife-bearing Finns who gather to stab the specially bred Finnish Giant Hamsters. Fortunately they also stab each other. There is only one full-length movie ever made in Finland called Poika ja ilves (Tommy and the Wildcat), a cult classic among movie enthustiacs. Copies are rarely seen but some are frequently sold on eBay with prices up to 15 billion North Korean dollars. It is a movie much liked by foreign pornography collectors.
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