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| - According to twitards, Edward is the greatest vampire ever. But we Antis disagree and we believe that there are WAY better vampires that can own Edward any day. 1.
* Dracula (Obviously) 2.
* Count Von Count (Sesame Street) Take that Twitards!!! 3.
* Spike 4.
* Angel 5.
* Flandre Scarlet (Touhou) 6.
* Remilia Scarlet (Touhou) 7.
* Kurumi(Touhou) 8.
* Any vampires in the House of Night series. I'd take tattoos over sparkles any day. 9.
* Muse (Seihou) She is also a magician. 10.
* Alucard (Hellsing) Bring on the Guns! 11.
* Seras Victoria (Hellsing) 12.
* Alucard (Castlevania) 13.
* Count Chocula 14.
* Akatsuki Kain (Vampire Knight) 15.
* Haruka Kuran 16.
* Bunnicula 17.
* Nosferatu 18.
* Jerry Dandrige (Fright Night) Both the original and the remake 19.
* Selene (Underworld) 20.
* Claudia (Interview with the Vampire) She's only 5 years old!!! 21.
* The Lost Boys 22.
* Marlow (30 days of night) 23.
* Clan (Near Dark) 24.
* Caine (Vampire: The Masquerade) 25.
* David Bowie (The Hunger) 26.
* Marceline (Adventure Time) 27.
* Marshall Lee (Genderbend of Marceline from Adventure Time) 28.
* Katerina Petrova/Katherine Pierce (Vampire Diaries) 29.
* Damon Salvatore (Vampire Diaries) 30.
* Stefan Salvatore (Vampire Diaries) 31.
* Dimitri Maximov (Darkstalkers) 32.
* Regine Dandrige (Fright Night part II) Lady knows how to get revenge on someone; turn him immortal and torture him for eternity! 33.
* Lestat de Lioncourt (All of Anne Rice's works that have him as a character) 34.
* Edward Dalton (Daybreakers) Yes, his name's the same as Edward's. Yes, he's a reluctant vampire. But he's also trying to do real good in the world and genuinely cares about the human race; he tries to make a blood substitute so vampires won't have to farm humans and later finds a cure for the disease (risking his own life in the process). 35.
* Eli (Let the Right One In) 36.
* Santánico Pandemónium (From Dusk till Dawn) 37.
* Any vampire in From Dusk till Dawn 38.
* Any vampire and vampaneze from Cirque du Freak/The Saga of Darren Shan (Which is a TRUE saga!) 39.
* Sanguini (Harry Potter) 40.
* Vlad (Young Dracula) 41.
* Ingrid (Young Dracula) 42.
* The Count (Young Dracula) 43.
* Bertrand (Young Dracula) 44.
* Lissa Dragomir (Vampire Academy) 45.
* Any vamp from Vampire Academy. 46.
* Nick Knight (Forever Knight) 47.
* Susan Rodriguez (The Dresden Files) 48.
* Thomas Raith (The Dresden Files) 49.
* All four vampire Courts from The Dresden Files 50.
* Joachim, Keith, and Hildegard Valentine. (Shadow Hearts) 51.
* Evangeline A.K McDowell (Mahou Sensei Negima) 52.
* Ethan Sullivan (Chicagoland Vampires) He did come back from being ash after all. 53.
* Merit (Chicagoland Vampires) 54.
* Any vamp from Chicagoland Vampires. 55.
* Louis de Pointe du Lac (Interview with the vampire) 56.
* Cybella (Scooby-Doo) 57.
* Draculaura (Monster High) 58.
* Rachel Alucard (BlazBlue) 59.
* Christopher Lee's Dracula (all versions) 60.
* Abby (let me in) 61.
* Dio Brando and the Pillar Men (JoJo's Bizarre Adventures; note that the latter belong to a species that preys on vampires) 62.
* Jenna Talbot (Dracula) 63.
* Vamp (Metal Gear Solid) Canonically in a homosexual relationship, but doesn't sparkle. Also killed an entire team of armed Navy SEALS with only a combat knife. 64.
* Flutterbat (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) Sure, she was temporarily a vampire, but the eleven minutes of her as a vampire is more epic than the four failures of novels of Edward as a vampire. 65.
* Hunter the Vampirecat (Fellow Frozen Apples member's pet and OC) He may be cute, but he kills. 66.
* Every vampire from Fevre Dream. 67.
* Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck) She might glow, but at least she doesn't sparkle. 68.
* Any vamp from the Owari no Seraph/Seraph of the End series 69.
* Nitara (Mortal Kombat. Yeah, that's right, a vampiress/succubus is more badass in 3 game appearances and 1 in-game cameo than Edturd ever was in 4 books!) 70.
* Any Vampire in Mortal Kombat, actually. Canon or not, they're still better than Edwart. 71.
* Vamdemon, VenomVamdemon and BelialVamdemon (Digimon) 72.
* Zubat, Golbat & Crobat (Pokémon) 73.
* Drucilla, because she's just so much fun to watch 74.
* All Kinds of Ticks 75.
* All Kinds of Mosquitos
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