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| - It was the meeting of the baby shows. The purple teletubby was in charge of the meeting. "Okay," he said. "We have a huge issue going on." Barney had surgical proceedures because he weighed 876 kg. Elmo was sitting in the back of the members, with his fingers laced in his lap. He was attentively listening, growing curiouser and curiouser about the things the purple teletubby was saying. Then, he saw Barney walking across the room. "Sorry I'm late!" Barney said. "I had to go potty in the bathroom." The green teletubby laughed. Elmo couldn't resist. He could feel the burning desire in him. So he did it: he went right up and kissed Barney. It felt so good. He liked the taste of his purple costume. "Elmo, you did WHAT?!" shrieked the purple teletubby. "Drop the subject we were on! We are chaning it!" "To what?" asked Big Bird. "To the fact that Elmo kissed Barney," responded the purple teletubby. "So, everyone, do not, under ANY circumstances, tell the producers of Sesmame Street or Barney & Friends about this. "Got it!" yelled out Bob the Builder. "We will not let you down!" "I hope not," the purple teletubby added. "...because Elmo is going to be guest-starring on an episode of Barney." "Say WHAT?!" cried out Barney and Elmo simulataneously. "Yes," the purple teletubby said. "Get ready for that day." Elmo and Barney were feeling more nervous than they had ever felt in their lives.
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