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Have you ever needed a joke to add flavor you a court jester, street performer, amusing child or eccentric fellow. Here shall be a place to find them. Feel free to add your own. Q: What do you call peyton A: A ogre Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? A: Matt Q: What do you call Luke with no swag A: Lucas Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole? A: Phil Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs carried by a knight? A: Lance

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  • Jester Jokes (3.5e Other)
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  • Have you ever needed a joke to add flavor you a court jester, street performer, amusing child or eccentric fellow. Here shall be a place to find them. Feel free to add your own. Q: What do you call peyton A: A ogre Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? A: Matt Q: What do you call Luke with no swag A: Lucas Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole? A: Phil Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs carried by a knight? A: Lance
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  • Ganteka Future
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  • 2008-06-16(xsd:date)
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  • Feel free to add jokes.
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  • Needs more jokes.
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  • Have you ever needed a joke to add flavor you a court jester, street performer, amusing child or eccentric fellow. Here shall be a place to find them. Feel free to add your own. Q: What do you call peyton A: A ogre Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? A: Matt Q: What do you call Luke with no swag A: Lucas Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole? A: Phil Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs carried by a knight? A: Lance Q: Why do dwarves have such big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers. A horse walks into a bar and yells "Hey!". Three dragons walk into a bar... there were no survivors. Two humans walk into a bar, the halfling walks under it. An ogre walks into a bar with flint and steel. The bartender lets him in but says, "Don't start anything". Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not gonna come. Q: What happened to the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? A. It's ok, he's all right now
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