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It has been demonstrated in a court of law that a Jaffa cake is not a biscuit. It is made of a sponge of the exact density as to reach the Einsteinian Density, that is, the border between cake and biscuit. On the underside of the buiscuit/cake (bake) is in an envelope of chocolate. Encased in the chocolate is a minituarised copy of the middle eastern city of Jaffa, save AK weilding no-good terrorists. Though tasty, it is slightly inferior to a Dreamcake, its equivalent in the dreamscape. People who have eaten Dreamcakes first, even if they have no memory of the dream, are always a little disappointed with a Jaffa Cake.

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  • Jaffa Cakes
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  • It has been demonstrated in a court of law that a Jaffa cake is not a biscuit. It is made of a sponge of the exact density as to reach the Einsteinian Density, that is, the border between cake and biscuit. On the underside of the buiscuit/cake (bake) is in an envelope of chocolate. Encased in the chocolate is a minituarised copy of the middle eastern city of Jaffa, save AK weilding no-good terrorists. Though tasty, it is slightly inferior to a Dreamcake, its equivalent in the dreamscape. People who have eaten Dreamcakes first, even if they have no memory of the dream, are always a little disappointed with a Jaffa Cake.
  • Jaffa Cakes were invented by Professor Pukesworth on the day his toenail got infected with pie. Ever noticed that when you eat one, you die? As shown on Youtube, you tube, you can dissect them and consume them from the inside out. No you smeg head, Jaffa. Jaffa cakes.
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  • It has been demonstrated in a court of law that a Jaffa cake is not a biscuit. It is made of a sponge of the exact density as to reach the Einsteinian Density, that is, the border between cake and biscuit. On the underside of the buiscuit/cake (bake) is in an envelope of chocolate. Encased in the chocolate is a minituarised copy of the middle eastern city of Jaffa, save AK weilding no-good terrorists. Though tasty, it is slightly inferior to a Dreamcake, its equivalent in the dreamscape. People who have eaten Dreamcakes first, even if they have no memory of the dream, are always a little disappointed with a Jaffa Cake.
  • Jaffa Cakes were invented by Professor Pukesworth on the day his toenail got infected with pie. Ever noticed that when you eat one, you die? As shown on Youtube, you tube, you can dissect them and consume them from the inside out. No you smeg head, Jaffa. Jaffa cakes.
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