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One day, Salmon was running down a hill with no pants on when he tripped and fell down into a large hole filled with dirt. He woke up the next day with a string on his face. Although his head was throbbing with pain and his back was severely bruised, Salmon took fascination in the string. His shocked sister desperately digged through the dirt, but all she could find was the string, which had actually came from Salmon's underwear.

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  • One day, Salmon was running down a hill with no pants on when he tripped and fell down into a large hole filled with dirt. He woke up the next day with a string on his face. Although his head was throbbing with pain and his back was severely bruised, Salmon took fascination in the string. His shocked sister desperately digged through the dirt, but all she could find was the string, which had actually came from Salmon's underwear.
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  • One day, Salmon was running down a hill with no pants on when he tripped and fell down into a large hole filled with dirt. He woke up the next day with a string on his face. Although his head was throbbing with pain and his back was severely bruised, Salmon took fascination in the string. Salmon stood up and started to pull it, but when he pulled it, there was no resistance. The string did not originate from anywhere, yet it was infinitely long. Salmon started screaming at the top of his lungs for his sister to come see the string, but as soon as she came, a huge clump of dirt landed on Salmon, suffocating him to death. His shocked sister desperately digged through the dirt, but all she could find was the string, which had actually came from Salmon's underwear. Today, the string can be found in the National Mental Health museum where the string lies on a silver platter, still covered in dirt. As of hearing this, the 25 dorks proceeded to name the string "Sugary Underwear Sweat Length". And as always, the Indians declared war, but this time, followed into battle by the Saddingtons...
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