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| - A large power wrestler. Mick Wilson was a former Sumo wrestler who worked in Japan for over 8 years before being banned from the sport disgracefully after failing a drug test for illegal substances (rumoured to be steroid-glazed donut). Over the past 3 years Mick Wilson has converted his sumo wrestling ability into pro wrestling across North America and has already won a world title belt, the Super-duper Heavyweight Championship (of course he was awarded this by default as he is the only Super-duper Heavyweight on earth). Wilson's slow, sluggish, hard knock style has been compared to that of Mark Henry, who unknown to most is Wilson's black half brother. A fan favourite Wilson's fans are known as "Pai's" and Wilson looks to have a promising future and could be signing a contract with Vince Mcmahon sooner rather than later. Wilson also claims to be the innovator of the Hell in a Cell in a Field with his legendary match with Scottish Stinger under the name of the Hard-Ass Kay. He trained on a grassy knoll near his house with special friend Barry to become the legendary wrestler he is today. His most famous matches were staged here and it has become a place of pilgrimage for his Pai's. In early 2008, he made a comeback in TNA alongside Mark Henry as Team Fa-D, a parodical version of Team 3-D. The pair engaged in a feud with them culminating in a pie on a pole match which was won by Brother D-Von when he jumped on the trampoline-like gut of Wilson to reach the pie. Wilson is currently out of action with a pie related injury and is slated to return in September. After two years absence, Wilson has returned to the wrestling business wrestling in Ring of Honor under new ringname, "Mick "McDonalds" McDermott". He has since then gained 250 pounds, and is tag teaming with Hornswoggle. After two weeks, McDermott ate Hornswoggle, after thinking it was a moving Quesadilla. He has been since sent to rehab in his native Ireland.
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