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A fairly adequate review on all four books of the "saga", this particular blog almost slaps you in the face with its wry commentary and spot-on reasoning. Mark is just your typical reader who apparently has masochistic tendencies because he had endured/survived reading the epic fail known as the Twilight Saga while analyzing the four books chapter by chapter at the same time without brain damage whatsoever who made it his personal mission to inform future readers of this "literature" about the depths of lulz and bad writing present throughout all of Stephenie Meyer's work.

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  • A fairly adequate review on all four books of the "saga", this particular blog almost slaps you in the face with its wry commentary and spot-on reasoning. Mark is just your typical reader who apparently has masochistic tendencies because he had endured/survived reading the epic fail known as the Twilight Saga while analyzing the four books chapter by chapter at the same time without brain damage whatsoever who made it his personal mission to inform future readers of this "literature" about the depths of lulz and bad writing present throughout all of Stephenie Meyer's work.
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  • A fairly adequate review on all four books of the "saga", this particular blog almost slaps you in the face with its wry commentary and spot-on reasoning. Mark is just your typical reader who apparently has masochistic tendencies because he had endured/survived reading the epic fail known as the Twilight Saga while analyzing the four books chapter by chapter at the same time without brain damage whatsoever who made it his personal mission to inform future readers of this "literature" about the depths of lulz and bad writing present throughout all of Stephenie Meyer's work. His buzznet blog serves more or less as a cautionary tale for those who haven't read the Twilight books yet and, hopefully thanks to his entries and experience on it, will NEVER EVER READ IT unless for the lulz, amirite?. Avid fans of his blog always encourage him to go on with this suicidal mission journey; especially whenever the poor fellow is too 'chagrined' to waste his brain cells on the shitty series. While blogging his thoughts, he is prone to swearing in caps locks all the time time and having apparent breakdowns whenever a chapter is so horrible; but it's excusable since most of us know exactly how that feels. But, alas, he had managed to finish ALL four books now, with impressive reviews on ALL CHAPTERS without his brain turning into complete mush. Mark deserves a gold star for his hard work. He is a hero in our midst; one of the few people out there who had traveled into the shittiest fuckery of mayhem and literary abortion Meyerworld and came back alive and thriving. He has also finished the infamous Midnight Sun Chapters. He is not dazzled. On another note, Mark is now reviewing Harry Potter! His reviews are in much more favour as he falls in love with this series, and he has just finished the third book and movie. Goblet of Fire reviews just started as this is typed! for these lovely reviews, full of humor but less horror than Failight ever produced,
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