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| - New Horizon! Chapter 12 - Dawn Breakers beginning! Okama on board! ???: EVERY DAMN TIME!! ????: Hikahikahikahika Leo: I win!! Nova: It's Drakes fault.. he doesn't have a good pokerface. Drake: I'm wearing a helmet baka!!!! Nova: OIoioioioioi!! That's the seventh time so far Drake!! Leo: Righto! Up for another round of go f*** yourself? Drake: Why are we playing this rather... obscene game instead of Go Fish anyway? Leo: I'm not too sure... It was Nova's idea... Nova: . . . . Leo: Where'd you get the game from... buddy? Nova: . . . . Leo: Well!! TELL US!!! Nova: . . . . !! Leo: Very well... we'll have to use... that. Leo and Drake: I call on the decree of... WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T TELL US. Nova: You bastards... you really want to use up the one question I'll answer you honestly on this? IT'S A FRICKING GAME LEAVE IT AT THAT. Leo: You gave us a freebie. Where you would tell us something about your past when the time comes. All we'd have to do is say, "I call on the decree of tell us" . . . we improvised the middle bit...... but the sentence is there! Nova: Very well... You want to know how I came up with the game "Go F*** Yourself!". Well, it's a whacky story all right. As it all started, when the Okama King decided... Nova: to turn me into a girl... Drake: .... Elaborate. Leo: How big. Nova: Gods... Men... Beasts... Mere titles. We are all but flesh and bone. . . yet there is so much war and strife... freedom belongs to all, yet we have to fight for it? What kind of freedom is one that has to be earned? Where is the freedom that was birthright to all? A shadowed figure approached Nova from behind, placing a hand in his shoulder. The figure matched if not exceeded Nova's height, with a giant head from the seems of it. Covered by a brown cloak and hood, same as Nova. ???????: Taken from us... by those of supposed higher birth... Nova-boy~ Nova: Please... for the love of the ocean.... tell me you are not my partner in this mission. I can't bare to watch you mess with other peoples genders anymore.... just the thought of it happening to me... gives me the shivers. Ivankov: HEE-HAW!! Now now Nova-boy~ There is nothing wrong with a little bit of gender bending! Nova: There is a lot wrong with- Ivankov: HEE-HACK! Ivankov: Nova-boy... you're so cruel... Nova: I'd like to think honesty is the best policy... I think I prefer Mahogany over Oak... Ivankov: How dare you say Mahogany over Oak!! Hee-haw! Nova: In seriousness though. Who is my partner. And why do I need one? Ivankov: Well Nova-boy, that's the thing. This isn't the usual kind of mission we'd send you on... Nova: Oho? What kind of mission could possibly require that I need the help of someone else? Ivankov: Because Nova-boy.... you're not going to like it..... huhu ????: Ivankov-sama.... You called for me? Ivankov: Here is your partner... Nova-boy... Sato my dear.... Nova-boy here... that rhymed... HEE-HAW!! Nova: Get to the point. Ivankov: You never let me finish! Nova: 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . Sato: 2 . . . 1 . . . Ivankov: HEE-HAW!! Ivankov: You're both meant to go undercover... as women! Hee-haw!! Sato: Could be fun. Nova: No. Ivankov: YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT NOVA-BOY. Nova: I do not need to. I would do anything for freedom. But becoming a woman is a ridiculous cost. There is so much against you... don't get me started on that time of the mont- Ivankov: HEE-HAW!! That's enough of that! You won't be a woman for long.... you just need to uncover something for us, once uncovered, you can do your usual Nova thing. We need the two of you to do this. Nova: I see. I'm assuming Sato is my partner because I had recommended him to Dragon for that certain thing? Sato: What thing? Ivankov: You're a sharp one Nova-boy. That's pretty much it! Hee-haw!! Drake: ... Leo: ... Nova: ... As I was say- Leo: You were weird... Drake: Nova-boy.. Leo: Sufufufufufufufufu!! Drake: Tatsutututututututututu! Nova: SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME FINISH THE GOD DAMN STORY!! AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THOSE LAUGHS?! ITS HAHAHA NOT FUCKING SUFUFU OR TATSUTUTU!! SHUT THE HELL UP DAMMIT!! Leo: Dude... Drake: Cold bro- Nova: One more word from either of you. And we'll sail to Baltigo just so I can recall my favour from Ivankov and have the both of you become women!! Leo: Oh mighty Nova! Allow me to interupt stories for the rest of my life! If it lets me become a woman... I wonder how big my cup size will be? Drake: I will take a vow of silence for today... if it spares my body the burden. Nova: Guys... you asked for this story. at least let me finish it... Nova: Thanks guys... anyway... Previous Chapter | Next Chapter I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I apologise greatly for the delay. Alot has happened since starting this chapter and only now have I forced myself out of a long writers block to write this. I hope it can bring a smile to your face, as it did mine when writing it.
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