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| - Conversation overheard between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader aboard Vader's shuttle, en route from Endor to the second Death Star. Image:Vader-conv2.jpg ... Image:Luke-conv1.jpg ... Image:Vader-conv1.jpg So... Image:Luke-conv1.jpg ... Image:Vader-conv2.jpg ...Yyyep, ahhh. True nature of the Force. Image:Luke-conv2.jpg I'm sorry, did someone say something? Someone who's not truly dead? Image:Vader-conv1.jpg Look, I'm not totally dead! I still have most of my skull! And my lungs kinda work... Image:Luke-conv2.jpg I was being metaphorical, you idiot. You're dead to me. Image:Vader-conv1.jpg Well, that doesn't even make sense. We haven't really gotten to know each other. Image:Luke-conv1.jpg Hm, wonder why. Image:Vader-conv4.jpg What's that supposed t
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| - Conversation overheard between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader aboard Vader's shuttle, en route from Endor to the second Death Star. Image:Vader-conv2.jpg ... Image:Luke-conv1.jpg ... Image:Vader-conv1.jpg So... Image:Luke-conv1.jpg ... Image:Vader-conv2.jpg ...Yyyep, ahhh. True nature of the Force. Image:Luke-conv2.jpg I'm sorry, did someone say something? Someone who's not truly dead? Image:Vader-conv1.jpg Look, I'm not totally dead! I still have most of my skull! And my lungs kinda work... Image:Luke-conv2.jpg I was being metaphorical, you idiot. You're dead to me. Image:Vader-conv1.jpg Well, that doesn't even make sense. We haven't really gotten to know each other. Image:Luke-conv1.jpg Hm, wonder why. Image:Vader-conv4.jpg What's that supposed to mean? Image:Luke-conv4.jpg No, forget it! Fine! I'm here now. What d'you wanna talk about? Image:Vader-conv1.jpg ... Image:Luke-conv4.jpg ... Image:Vader-conv3.jpg Uh... W-well, we could... Image:Luke-conv4.jpg ... Image:Vader-conv2.jpg Dammit, I knew this was gonna be an awkward shuttle ride... Image:Luke-conv3.jpg *exasperated sigh* Image:Vader-conv1.jpg Wait, okay! Um, what are your feelings on... uh, uhhh... the Dark Side? Image:Luke-conv1.jpg ... Image:Vader-conv1.jpg What? Image:Luke-conv2.jpg Is that all you can think about? Image:Vader-conv1.jpg Well, it kinda dominates my destiny an' stuff... Image:Luke-conv1.jpg *sigh* Look, I'm going along with this stupid meeting-the-Emperor thing, can we just— Image:Vader-conv4.jpg Now, look, I know I haven't been the best dad— Image:Luke-conv1.jpg Huh. Yeah, talk to the hand. Image:Vader-conv1.jpg ...But it wasn't so bad, was it? Growing up with Owen and what's-her-face? Image:Luke-conv3.jpg Oh. Yeah. Super. Every kid wants to live like the bald guy from Star Trek V. Image:Vader-conv4.jpg Hey, you think you had it bad? I— Image:Luke-conv2.jpg I mean, you couldn't have visited? Even once? You had the whole damn Imperial fleet ... and you couldn't just pop in? Image:Vader-conv3.jpg I'm ... not good with kids. Image:Luke-conv4.jpg So? I don't— Image:Vader-conv1.jpg No, you don't understand. I mean I'm really not good with kids. Image:Trooper-conv1.jpg Oi, too right! You remember that time at the Jedi Temple? All them little— Image:Vader-conv5.jpg Put a sock in it, Fettspawn. Image:Trooper-conv1.jpg Sorry sir.
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