:Roger: [to Klaus] I'm going to eat you one day.
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:Roger: Crap, I must have grabbed the helium tank.
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:Roger: This is just the place Langley Falls needs.
:Klaus: If they need it so much, why is no one here?
:Roger: I'm gonna eat you one day.
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:Roger: You worthless piece of shit.
:Hayley: Excuse me?!
:Roger: Excuse you?! For eating the rest of my potato bread? I made that myself and you know I didn't!
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:Roger: I just want to be as close to you as possible... Like John and Yoko... You're Yoko.
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:Stan: Here's my next car, Francine: the new Hummie C.O.K. Guzzler. It runs on carbon, oxygen and potassium.
:Francine: Oh, yeah. The chemical symbol for potassium is K. Boy, my chemistry's a little rusty, but wouldn't it run cleaner if they added another carbon molecule before the potassium? Then it would guzzle C.O.C.K.
:Stan: I don't know what you're talking about.
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