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| - "Spelunky." You say to yourself. "Looks like a Terraria rip-off. Well, I'm all about casual sandbox games, let's check it out. I want to build a house or some bullshit like that." Stop right there. Well, I mean after you've paid for the game. OK, now stop. It's not your fault you don't understand the game. Well, it is, but the important thing is that you want to learn. That's why you're here. Read on, and I'll teach you all the things you never learnt about Spelunky in the four minutes you've known about it.
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| - "Spelunky." You say to yourself. "Looks like a Terraria rip-off. Well, I'm all about casual sandbox games, let's check it out. I want to build a house or some bullshit like that." Stop right there. Well, I mean after you've paid for the game. OK, now stop. First and foremost, you should never pay for something without having an idea what you're getting. Not that you've made a bad investment - Spelunky could be the best fifteen Washingtons you've ever spent - but lots of people make the mistake of running into the caves without having any idea what they're doing, only to have their ass kicked and whine about it. You know Youtube? It's a website where you can go to watch videos of people playing video games. You don't need to read reviews, look at the game for yourself and make your own mind up. Conglaturation, you learnt how to buy great games. And prooved the justice of our culture. It's not your fault you don't understand the game. Well, it is, but the important thing is that you want to learn. That's why you're here. Read on, and I'll teach you all the things you never learnt about Spelunky in the four minutes you've known about it.
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