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| - John Sallemi is an abnormally small boy who is a bigger fan of Phineas and Ferb than Irving. He seems to have Doofenshmirtz as his role model beacuse he claims he read the book "How to Conquer the Tri-State Area" by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. He has a crush on Candace and Vanessa. He appears in an episode called "It's Ancient History" (fanon story). He lives in South Hackensack, NJ and attends grade school there. His life is quite simple, a daily routine of attending school, casually sleeping in class, constantly harassing his friends with his dimwit and stupid comments and sayings, discreetly (low-key) sketching Phineas and Ferb scenes, and aggravating teachers with his autistic-like intelligence level. His diet consists of extraordinarily unhealthy "junk food" items, consisting of generic
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| - John Sallemi is an abnormally small boy who is a bigger fan of Phineas and Ferb than Irving. He seems to have Doofenshmirtz as his role model beacuse he claims he read the book "How to Conquer the Tri-State Area" by Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. He has a crush on Candace and Vanessa. He appears in an episode called "It's Ancient History" (fanon story). He lives in South Hackensack, NJ and attends grade school there. His life is quite simple, a daily routine of attending school, casually sleeping in class, constantly harassing his friends with his dimwit and stupid comments and sayings, discreetly (low-key) sketching Phineas and Ferb scenes, and aggravating teachers with his autistic-like intelligence level. His diet consists of extraordinarily unhealthy "junk food" items, consisting of generic shop rite soda "pop" as well as an occasional bag of Doritos, a flimsy peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and of course, skittles. He suffers from severe malnutrition, probably from his unorthodox eating habits, and he sports "quite the gut!" With a waist span measuring approximately 29", an extraordinary feat for his age and height. His dressing habits are consistent throughout the day, with his private school uniform being his go-to outfit.
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