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| - Mordecai: Man, I hate mistletoe. Mordecai: Uhhh, hey CJ. Thanks for coming. Mordecai: It's great to see you. How's your week been going? CJ: So you wanted to tell me something? Mordecai: Oh uh right, one sec....(he pulls out some presents for her) I got you something. Mordecai: And I made this mix tape. Mordecai: All of the songs are apologies. CJ: I'll listen to them in the car. Mordecai and CJ: Look I wanted to.... Mordecai: Augh! CJ, I'm really sorry! I don't know what happened. CJ: You don't? (souding sarcastic) Because I can refresh your memory. Mordecai: No, no. I just mean it was crazy. It didn't mean anything, I swear. Margaret and I.. all that stuff is in the past. It was just.. it was midnight and we were under a mistletoe, I was bound by mistletoe rules. I think that's a real law in some countries. (He turns his head) Eileen, back me up on this. CJ: Mordecai, what you did was really lame. It took me this whole week to start feeling like I could look at your face without wanting to break a chair over it. Mordecai: Understandable. (while nodding his head) CJ: But if your being honest about this mistletoe thing I mean, I missed you. I feel like I'm ready to forgive and forget. Mordecai: Phew. CJ: As long as you swear there's nothing going on with you and Margaret. Mordecai: I swear, honest. I just want things to go back to how they were before. CJ: Yeah, me too. CJ: Margaret? (She turns dark and becomes angered) Oh in the past, huh?! Mordecai: I thought it was. CJ: Then why is she calling you?! Mordecai: I don't know! Why IS she calling me? CJ: NICE CUSTOM RINGTONE, YOU JERK!! (She runs out the door) Mordecai: CJ, WAIT! Sad Sad Guy: Oh hey, Mordecai. I haven't seen you in a couple of days, how're you doin'? Mordecai: Hey Sad Sax Guy, what're you doing here? (He jumps off the bridge and lands near Mordecai while playing some dramatic saxophone music) Sad Sax Guy: I go whenever I needed. Let me guess, girl problems? Mordecai: Actually yeah, how'd you know? Sad Sax Guy: Brother, they don't call me Sad Sax Guy just because I play the sax and cry a lot. I know a broken heart when I see one, you tell me all about it and let's see if we could get this mess sorted out. Mordecai: Well, I was at this party and... Sad Sax Guy: Aaahh... mistletoe incident. Say no more, bro, I know all about it. I'll tell you what? Because I'm a man of romance, I'm gonna get you two back together. Mordecai: You are? How? Sad Sax Guy: I know a guy. He'll hook you up. Telegram Guy: (singing) Ohhh, here's a singing telegram, apology and song. Mordecai was quite a jerk, he knows he did you wrong. But let's be fair, he.... CJ: Ok, ok. Hold on a sec. Do you know what he actually did to me? Telegram Guy: Well, they don't give us that information, ma'am. Mordecai: So, did it work? Telegram Guy: You disgust me.
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