Hopefully the following will be sufficient to make you change your mind about reading this article. It would be better if you'd just stop reading now though. I SAID NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH! * Dead ducks * Famine in China * Fall of CPC * Compulsive hand-washing * Town ponds turned into bread-marshes * World saved from Bird flu
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