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| - When a Tikolian explorer visited the area, he saw a bunch of frozen weiners floating on the water. When he picked one up, they all defrosted and started throwing each other at him in an attempt to rescue the one the explorer picked up. After 23 days, another explorer was sent to the area because the first had yet to return. When he arrived, he saw that the icy weiners had devoured the explorer and now they were big, plump, fat weiners. The explorer quickly escaped after looking at the feirce weiners.
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| - When a Tikolian explorer visited the area, he saw a bunch of frozen weiners floating on the water. When he picked one up, they all defrosted and started throwing each other at him in an attempt to rescue the one the explorer picked up. After 23 days, another explorer was sent to the area because the first had yet to return. When he arrived, he saw that the icy weiners had devoured the explorer and now they were big, plump, fat weiners. The explorer quickly escaped after looking at the feirce weiners. When the explorer told the king about what had happened, the Grande Tikolian Army was sent to fight the weiners and the Tikolo-Iciweiner War started. When they arrived, the fat weiners drowned the army with the cold Arctic waters. 53% of the Army died. The king sent the Almost as Grande Tikolian Army to help reinforce the remaining troops. The Armies made fatdogs out of some of them to help solve their hunger problems. After 7 months and 23 days, the last weiner was finally defeated and the Tikolo-Iciweiner War ended. After the war, the government ruled that area the Tikolian Arctic Territory. Icecaps started to reform after global warming and an island was formed. On that island however, was a fat weiner waiting for revenge...
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