About: How Not to Make a First Impression/Script

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Ian: Guys are always worried about making a first impression when meeting their girlfriend's parents for the first time. Anthony: Today, we'll show you how NOT to make a first impression. If you avoid these things at all costs, you'll be in great shape. Adam: Hey, I'm Adam. I'm Amy's date. She, uh... She ready? Dad: I'm Amy's father. Why don't you sit down while Amy's getting ready? Then scene cuts to them sitting at the table. Dad: So what do you think of Amy? Adam: She is REALLY hot. And, her butt, MMM. I just wanna SMACK it. You know what I'm saying? Then Adam starts holding his stomach.

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rdfs:comment	Ian: Guys are always worried about making a first impression when meeting their girlfriend's parents for the first time. Anthony: Today, we'll show you how NOT to make a first impression. If you avoid these things at all costs, you'll be in great shape. Adam: Hey, I'm Adam. I'm Amy's date. She, uh... She ready? Dad: I'm Amy's father. Why don't you sit down while Amy's getting ready? Then scene cuts to them sitting at the table. Dad: So what do you think of Amy? Adam: She is REALLY hot. And, her butt, MMM. I just wanna SMACK it. You know what I'm saying? Then Adam starts holding his stomach.
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abstract	Ian: Guys are always worried about making a first impression when meeting their girlfriend's parents for the first time. Anthony: Today, we'll show you how NOT to make a first impression. If you avoid these things at all costs, you'll be in great shape. Adam: Hey, I'm Adam. I'm Amy's date. She, uh... She ready? Dad: I'm Amy's father. Why don't you sit down while Amy's getting ready? Then scene cuts to them sitting at the table. Dad: So what do you think of Amy? Adam: She is REALLY hot. And, her butt, MMM. I just wanna SMACK it. You know what I'm saying? Dad: See, that's the problem with your generation. No damn respect. Then Adam starts holding his stomach. Dad: What the hell is wrong with you, Kid? Adam: I ate some mexican food and it just gives me the WORST gas. It's ok though, I got some tums. It's right here in my pocket. Then a whole bunch of bags come out of his pocket. Adam: Oh, CRAP. Dad: Boy, what were you planning on doing with these? Adam: You know what they say. Safety first. I mean, I don't even know what diseases your daughter may have. Then there's ALWAYS the possibility that she has forgotten to take the pill. So, safety first. Then Adam's stomach starts growling. Dad: Boy, you might be the biggest jackass I have ever me- (Then Adam farts) Adam: I'm so sorry, Mr. Franklin. Those tacos go right through me. Dad: LEAVE! Adam: Ugh, FINE! Dad: And take these with yo- Then Adam Farts. Adam: OH MY GOD! Mr. Franklin, I am so sorry. (Then, the Dad throws Adam out) Adam: Geez! Mr. Franklin! So, you're just gonna tell Amy to meet me out here? Can I at least have my condoms back? Then, the video ends with Adam farting.

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