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| - Banana Mobile is a simple enough concept to understand—wireless communications are too expensive, have grown increasingly complex, and have overcapitalized on human interaction. The purpose of Banana Mobile? To create a wireless communication system that replaces the existing one with banana phones. It's that simple. Really. Basically, a banana phone is a banana. You can use the banana phone to call whomever you fancy calling. Call your buddy in Oakland, your accountant in St.Louis, Janet Jackson, your grandmother in a Munich cemetery. It's really about freedom of choice. Freedom of communication. Freedom of conversation. There are never any minutes to count, service costs next to nothing. Can you eat your costly Razr handset? Well, your probably could. But would it be chock full of potassium rich, velvety sweet goodness? No. It would be crunchy, cold, tasteless, and may even shock you. And it's costly, too. With banana phone, you can eat your handset, throw away the case, and purchase another handset at any of the widely found authorized retail centers which include Wal-Mart, and national chain grocers such as the Piggly Wiggly to name a few. You can even grow your own hand sets at home, or pick up handsets at roadside banana vendors. The options are aimed at convenience for you the client. Millions of people have made the switch to Banana Mobile, citing perhaps the most valuable feature of the innovative, affordable service as the ability to really enjoy conversations. With a banana phone, you don't have to call in sick at work. You don't have to pick it up if it's work calling to fire you for not calling in sick. With a banana phone, it isn't even work if you don't want it to be. It's Placido Domingo. It's a meerkat. It's free.
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