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| - Lithuania has been found. Unluckily. Lithuanians killed one dude that tried to sell them yoghurt which expiration date, was, well, over.
* Binary is declared the official language of Feudal Japan.
* Predicting the future is officially banned Everywhere except Kenya.
* Visual Basic is invented.
* Strange man in blue box known only as Physician, along with his Nubian concubine, slain by rampaging band of drunken sports enthusiasts. Blue box never seen again.
* Orange box mysteriously emerges.
* Gullible removed from dictionary.
* "Hey wait a second, I'm looking at a dictionary right here, it wasn't removed from the dictionary"
* Kittens are starting to get huffed, but a national shortage of Pussies is stopping that.
* Your Mum abandons you on the stree
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| abstract
| - Lithuania has been found. Unluckily. Lithuanians killed one dude that tried to sell them yoghurt which expiration date, was, well, over.
* Binary is declared the official language of Feudal Japan.
* Predicting the future is officially banned Everywhere except Kenya.
* Visual Basic is invented.
* Strange man in blue box known only as Physician, along with his Nubian concubine, slain by rampaging band of drunken sports enthusiasts. Blue box never seen again.
* Orange box mysteriously emerges.
* Gullible removed from dictionary.
* "Hey wait a second, I'm looking at a dictionary right here, it wasn't removed from the dictionary"
* Kittens are starting to get huffed, but a national shortage of Pussies is stopping that.
* Your Mum abandons you on the street. Well, if you were alive then. But now you are, now get of of your house!
* Satan learns the dark arts of 1337. He summons the 'brb' and the 'lol'
* Shit becomes the official currency of Poland
* Jesus figures out 1337 speak. Using the hat of 1337ness he b3g1ns t0 5p34k l1k3 7h1s. S4t4n 15 0v3rwh3lm3d b7 j3su5es aw3s0m3n355.
* Mr. T eats his first pie, and creates the Buddha to eat it with him.
* Two days later, the Buddha dies
* t43 1337 w4r5 c4rr13 0n. S4t4n 1s w1nn1n6.
* Some war happens. Maybe some guy was killed or something. I dunno.
* Aliens carry on invading. Zeus can't do anything about it.
* 4l1ens 1nv4d3 7h3 3ar7h. j3sus 4nd s4t4n s4v3 th3 w0r1d.
* Buddha is reincarnated, and eats some pie
* In Poland the shit asplodes and kills everyone in Poland, a total of 0.5 casualties
* The 1337 wars end. Finally people can stop typing like: brb and n00b or w455up?
* Spam is destroyed.
* Dab spellin strks th cuntree. Pepl r hrt dably. Gdo cnant sve tem.
* Ta laest tey rnt spkng lk tis: y0 w455up m4n r u r34dy!!!!11one!!111
* Godo piont mna
* Teh kang impses a strct regme f Dictin Are, nd son teh people are back to normal.
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