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The Seven Cat Commandments were a list of religious laws developed by the Cat People. During the three million years that Dave Lister spent in Stasis, the Cat Race evolved to a point where they needed religious laws to keep themselves in order. The Cat priests were responsible for enforcing these commandments. The Seven Commandments were: Punishments meted out for transgressions were strict. Cats caught slinking had their showers confiscated; those found to be vain were deprived of their hairdryers and made to wear clothes 2 or 3 seasons out of date (Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers).

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  • Cat Commandments
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  • The Seven Cat Commandments were a list of religious laws developed by the Cat People. During the three million years that Dave Lister spent in Stasis, the Cat Race evolved to a point where they needed religious laws to keep themselves in order. The Cat priests were responsible for enforcing these commandments. The Seven Commandments were: Punishments meted out for transgressions were strict. Cats caught slinking had their showers confiscated; those found to be vain were deprived of their hairdryers and made to wear clothes 2 or 3 seasons out of date (Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers).
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  • The Seven Cat Commandments were a list of religious laws developed by the Cat People. During the three million years that Dave Lister spent in Stasis, the Cat Race evolved to a point where they needed religious laws to keep themselves in order. The Cat priests were responsible for enforcing these commandments. The Seven Commandments were: THOU SHALT NOT BE COOL THOU SHALT NOT BE IN VAIN THOU SHALT NOT HAVE MORE THAN TEN SUITS THOU SHALT NOT PARTAKE OF CARNAL KNOWLEDGE WITH MORE THAN FOUR MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX AT ANY ONE SESSION THOU SHALT NOT SLINK THOU SHALT NOT HOG THE BATHROOM THOU SHALT NOT STEAL ANOTHER'S HAIR-GEL Punishments meted out for transgressions were strict. Cats caught slinking had their showers confiscated; those found to be vain were deprived of their hairdryers and made to wear clothes 2 or 3 seasons out of date (Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers).
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