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Now let me tell you why I want to talk about this Gundy. Three quarters of him is pure manhood. It's macho. And this Gundy embarrasses me to be involved with parody writing. Tremendously. And that Gundy had to have been conceived by people who had no respect for their superiors. And have 'never had that respect, or had to deal with them fancy Texas schools, and had their arse kicked, and come home upset. And had to deal with the Big XII when they ask why they've performed on a par with some Chattanooga I-AA FCS school. And when they're asked why they shouldn't simply be replaced by TCU!

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  • Now let me tell you why I want to talk about this Gundy. Three quarters of him is pure manhood. It's macho. And this Gundy embarrasses me to be involved with parody writing. Tremendously. And that Gundy had to have been conceived by people who had no respect for their superiors. And have 'never had that respect, or had to deal with them fancy Texas schools, and had their arse kicked, and come home upset. And had to deal with the Big XII when they ask why they've performed on a par with some Chattanooga I-AA FCS school. And when they're asked why they shouldn't simply be replaced by TCU!
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  • Now let me tell you why I want to talk about this Gundy. Three quarters of him is pure manhood. It's macho. And this Gundy embarrasses me to be involved with parody writing. Tremendously. And that Gundy had to have been conceived by people who had no respect for their superiors. And have 'never had that respect, or had to deal with them fancy Texas schools, and had their arse kicked, and come home upset. And had to deal with the Big XII when they ask why they've performed on a par with some Chattanooga I-AA FCS school. And when they're asked why they shouldn't simply be replaced by TCU! Here's all that Gundy did. He flunked his class, he's disrespectful to the media, he's disrespectful to the public's earlobes, and he's an angry man. Oh yes, he's definitely a man, don't doubt that. And he's not a semi-professional coach, and he therefore should be immune to all criticism ever. If you ever coach a weak football program someday, you'll understand how it feels. But you obviously have never had a bad program. He does. If your program goes into Lubbock, and people make fun of it, because its receivers repeatedly dropped passes, in a conference game, or says it plays no defense, and the coach comes home crying to his mom, you'd understand. He's still a man though, despite that. But you don't have that. But someday you will, and when your boozed-up team comes home, you'd understand.
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